latest non veg sms
A Short thing It gets Longer when U hold it N pass between women Breasts N enters into A hole What is it? 1 min 2 think! Car Seat Belt U dirty mind.
Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree. Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty. Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.
When is that the skin meets skin, hair meets hair n balls disappear.. dirty mind its when u BLINK UR EYES
Why do 90% of the girls have a bigger left breast ? because.... 90% of the boys are right handed..
What is Long & Hard, has a hole at the tip n when u insert it into a wet, hairy & tight hole makes u feel better? Vicks Inhaler.. But I like the way u think..
Why dont sardars make love in a moving train? Bcoz its written there Chalti gaadi main chadna mana hai.
Girl & Boy are loving each other. Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips! Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip? Girl: Middle lips Boy: O ya love u sweetheart carry on...||
