Hindi Non Veg Sms

Jab Gabbar Paida hua tab uski maa ne use 2-3 thappad lagaye
pta hai kya hua?
kambakht peda hote hi puch raha tha "kitne admi the"

Common Dialoug on exams & 1st wedding night-
"Kaisa Hua"??
"Acha Hua, thoda bada tha, thoda chooth gaya, aata tha per thik se hua nahi!!

Girl: "LOVE" kia Hai
BOy : "L" ko pakar k "O" ko duba k "V" main Ghusa k jab "E" ki Awaz aye to usay L O V E kehtay hain.
Fizaon Ke Badalne Ka Intezar Na Kar,
Aandhiyon Ke Rukne Ka Intezaar Na Kar,
Channel Badal Aur FTV Laga Le man,
ESPN Par S@nia Ke Jhukne Ka Intezar Na Kar
A lady from 4nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?
Bananawala: Memsaab 8 mein 12.
Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja.
women goes to repairing shop and say.: bhai yeh umbrella theek karwani hai,
 he says : aap ka opper ka kupra utarna pare ga our nichey danda dalna pare ga.
she says :  bhai jo marzi karo bus pani andar nahi jana chahye.
hindi non veg sms
aik baar aik larki ki jeans ki zip khuli hui thee aik larkay nay dekha to kaha..
Miss apnay taj mehal ka darwaza band kar Lain mera qutub minar hill raha hai
Ek Sardar ko bus mein ek mahila gali de rahi thi. to kuch logon ne pucha ki sardar ji woh mahila aapko kyon gali de rahi thi. sardar ji bole kuch nahi yaar bus mein mera photo kahin gir gaya tha. to maine us mahila se bola madam ji thoda sa sari uthaiye to photo lena hain.
Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai? Jab kisi ladki ka rape hone ke baad uski ma bolti hai, "Hey Bhagwan yeh tune kya kiya."
School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega...!
hindi non veg sms
Woman: Dr. sahab mujhe thode din bachha nahi chahiye.
Dr: Ye  CuNDuMS le lo...
Woman: Ye pani ke sath lu ya doodh ke saath...
Dr: Kele ke saath!
Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi.
Ek ladki ne electric office me phone karke kaha:
Light chali gayi hai, aadmi bhejo.
Replied "Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se kaam chala lo."