non veg sms in hindi 140

Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. L O V E will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.
Santa:- Osama has 5 wifes & 20 children.
Lalu has 1 wife & 9 children.
Who is better?
Banta:- Osama's score is GOOD! But, Lalu's Strike rate is better.

non veg sms in hindi 140

1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging n@k$d. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."
Do you like mathematics sweety? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs & I can multiply!
When an apple is green, its ready to pluck. When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to...
VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I know what you were thinking.

non veg sms in hindi 140

When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment,
when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute!
Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected as the first male model for Whisper advertisement. Why should girls have all the fun.
Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?
A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3½ inch floppy.
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.


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