double meaning sms in hindi
Husband : plz KARNE dona Wife: nahi Husb: PAKADNE to do Wif: nahi Hus: DABANE to do. Wif: nahi Hus: sirf DIKHAO to sahi. Wif: nahi aaj to REMOTE pakadne nahi dungi uske BUTON bhi dabane nahi dungi aur MATCH bhi dekhne nahi dungi. Aj to sirial hi chalegi.
How do u define Table Tennis? Room ke andar, table ke upar, bulb ke neeche de taka-tak, le taka-tak.
Ek mahila ki aankh suzi hui thi, Padosan-Kya hua? Mahila-Pati ne mara Padosan-Lekin mere khyal se tumahre pati Delhi gaye hue the Mahila-Mera bhi yahi khyal tha
3 gujrati women went to chaat shop. Ist woman: manne chat. 2ND woman: manne ragdo(tikki). 3RD woman: manne pehle chat phir ragdo!!