double meaning sms in hindi

double meaning sms in hindi

Husband : plz KARNE dona
Wife: nahi

Husb: PAKADNE to do

Wif: nahi

Hus: DABANE to do.

Wif: nahi

Hus: sirf DIKHAO to sahi.

Wif: nahi aaj to REMOTE pakadne nahi dungi uske BUTON bhi dabane nahi dungi aur MATCH bhi dekhne nahi dungi. Aj to sirial hi chalegi.
How do u define Table Tennis?
Room ke andar,
table ke upar,
bulb ke neeche
de taka-tak,
le taka-tak.
Ek mahila ki aankh suzi hui thi, Padosan-Kya hua?
Mahila-Pati ne mara
Padosan-Lekin mere khyal se tumahre pati Delhi gaye hue the Mahila-Mera bhi yahi khyal tha
3 gujrati women went to chaat shop.
Ist woman: manne chat.
2ND woman: manne ragdo(tikki).
3RD woman: manne pehle chat phir ragdo!!

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