HHutch ka chota sax recharge... Sirf kissing ke Rs-10 . . . kissing ke sath pressing ke Rs-50 . . . Full game Rs-199.
Paro aur chandramuki ka noor app pe barse, har koi aapke sath sone ko tarse, aapke jeevan me aaye itni ladkiya ki app CHADDI pahen ne ko tarse. (hot funny sms)
During Sex the sardarni asks repeatedlly "do u luv me, do u really love me"? Sardar (irritated)- What the hell do u think I am doing pushups
Wht's the full frm of CONDOM? C Confidential O -Ornament N - Needed for D - Domestic O - Occassion Before M - MARRIAGE.
Why do men get circumcised? * * * Because women will GRAB anything with 20% off!!
At a funeral, a heart shaped coffin was made 4 a Cardiologist. A Doctor started laughing, When asked y, he said Im thinking of my funeral, im a Gynaecologist..!
My magical watch says u aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
Why do Women put on weight after Losting Virginity..? Bcoz every Banana contains 108 Calories! (hot funny sms)
Judge: U want to divorce Santa 4 threatening u with a deadly weapon? Jeeto: No, ur honor. I'm divorcing him 4 threatening me every night with a dead weapon! (hot funny sms)
Condom says to Whisper: When You work, My business is in loss for four days. Whisper Replies: If you fail to work once, my business stops for nine months.
Boy1:Meet my wife Tina Boy2.Oh! I know her Boy1:How? Boy2:v were caught sleeping together Boy1:What the hell? Boy2.during lecture in maths class Think +ve:)
In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she asked with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, sardarji replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao.
