Beauty is 2 c & 2 touch, Flowers r 2 smell & 2 pluck, Girl r 2 luv & 2 romance, All these r free but all depends on LUCK!
Define a GGynaecologist? He is the only person on earth who looks 4 problems in the place where most people find PLEASURE!
Baap: Kyun beta ladki pasand aayi tumhe? Beta: Papa ladki toh bahut moti hai. Baap: beta ghar kitana bhi bada ho, darwaaja chota hi hota hai!
WHY is sperm donation more costlier than blood donation?? Coz sperm donation is hand made!
ppl wasted a lot of time talking abt who came 1st, the chicken or the egg. But it was surely the ====!
Economics Proffesor Now tell me what is the similarity between a Bank and a Bra? Student: Well, the more in it, better the interest you get.
Wife A: I hate my Engineer husband. Erect & Erect. Wife B: I Hate my Doc husband. Inject & Inject. Wife C: U both r lucky, mine is judge... Tarikh pe Tarikh
What indicates the color of panty? Black: Sexy Blue: Charming Red: Danger White: Not tonight Brown: Never Washed