She slips her hand in my jeans,
searchin 4 something.
she has got it, she grabs it,
takes it out & take it in her mouth.
ji lalchaye…. Rahana Jaye ..
ALPENLIBE
To make it straight, she pulls it.
2 make it stand, she rubs it.
2 make it stiff, she licks it.
2 let it “IN” she pushes it.
True! Threading a needle is not easy!
What is Kiss? Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion, that will lead to further penetation,in fast acceleration that will build the next generation.
IF YOUR RIGHT LEG WAS XM@S AND YOUR LEFT WAS NEW YEAR I WOULD LOVE TO VISIT U DURING THE HOLIDAYS
A girl looks at a mans tatoo: NIKE on his arms, REEBOK on his legs, she screamed when she saw AIDS on his ====. “Relax” he said, if it erects, it reads ADIDAS.
Kissing is like Nokia (connecting people) like Nike (just do it) like Pepsi (ask for more) and like Samsung (everybody is invited)
Which Part…
of a man’s body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
.
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think…
A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce hua tha tab to ek hi baccha tha aur ab 3 kaise? . . . . She says: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi maangne aa jate they..!!
Doctor advised a patient: Dabaa ka dhoodh pio Patient: Doctor sb, dhoodh tu main khoob peeta hoon per woh dabaa ne nahi deti!
Similarities between BR@ and BAR. Both have same alphabets. Both r drinkin zones. Both have restriction time of closing and opening. When open, both drive men crazy!
Why women love gold more than men? Because gold has 24 carrot whereas man has only one carrot.
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A S@x expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.
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Q: What did the Tsunami say to the Coconut Tree? A: You better hold on to your nuts baby, this is no ordinary blow job.
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Q: Does love deserve overtime & hazard pay?A: Yes!Coz it works in deep & mostly in night shifts!
Jo Apni GF Ko Chand Samjhte H, . . . Wo Kripya Dhyan De Ki..Chand Pe AapSe Phle 17 Log Chadh Chuke Hai,1 To Kutta Bhi Tha…!!
Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can’t your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.
BUY A SCOOTY…..PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY…. TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY…DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS … GET A CUTY
Thought for the day:
Behind evry successful Man, thr is a satisfied Woman.
Behind evry successful Man, thr is a satisfied Woman.
And behind evry satisfied Woman, thr is an exhausted Man
MAN: What is the difference between a boy and a girl?
SEXY GIRL: The main difference between a boy and a girl is between the 2 legs.
