A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce hua tha tab to ek hi baccha tha aur ab 3 kaise? . . . . She says: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi maangne aa jate they..!!
Doctor advised a patient: Dabaa ka dhoodh pio Patient: Doctor sb, dhoodh tu main khoob peeta hoon per woh dabaa ne nahi deti!
Similarities between BR@ and BAR. Both have same alphabets. Both r drinkin zones. Both have restriction time of closing and opening. When open, both drive men crazy!
Why women love gold more than men? Because gold has 24 carrot whereas man has only one carrot.
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A S@x expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.
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Q: What did the Tsunami say to the Coconut Tree? A: You better hold on to your nuts baby, this is no ordinary blow job.
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Q: Does love deserve overtime & hazard pay? A: Yes!Coz it works in deep & mostly in night shifts!
Jo Apni GF Ko Chand Samjhte H, . . . Wo Kripya Dhyan De Ki.. Chand Pe AapSe Phle 17 Log Chadh Chuke Hai, 1 To Kutta Bhi Tha...!!
