non veg sms hindi
DIFFRENT PHASES OF SEX LIFE: AGE 20 - DIN RAAT, AGE 28 - ROZ RAAT, AGE 38 - JUMME RAAT, AGE 48 - CHAND RAAT, AGE 58 - ONLY JAZBAAT, AGE 68 - GALAT BAAT....
Suhag raat ko dulha bola: Priye bolo, aaj tujhe chand pe le jaun ya taaron me? Dulhan: Pehle apna Rocket dikhao, phir decide karungi.
Girl: Darling tumne mujhme aisa kya dekha ki tumhe mujhse pyar ho gaya? Boy: Darling abhi kuch dekha hi kahan hai, dekhne ke liye hi to tumse pyar kar raha hu!!!
sham diyon se sajaye bethe hain khusbo hathon pe lagaye bethe hain hamari diwangi ki had to Dekho unhe raat ko aana hain hum dophre se cndom charai bethe hain
non veg sms hindi
Dr: Jor se saans lijiye, Lambi saans, aur Lambi then a sound came "khatak" Dr: Oh! lagata hai aapka rib fracture hai. Lady: Chup raho, meri bra ka huk toot gya hai.
Ladki: Tum Honeymoon k liye kahan kahan Gayi thi? Saheli: Shimla, Kasauli, Mussoorie, Nanitaal. Ladki: Achhaa... kya kya dekha Wahan pe? Saheli: Sirf CEILING FAN!
take my advice .. don't take umbrealla on a rainy day.. keep whisper on your head kyonki yeh ghanto tak geele pan ka ehsaas bhi na hone de... happy monsoon....
Wife: Muje lagta hai apka Rita k saath najayaz rishta hai. Hubby: Ye tum kaise keh sakti ho? Wife: Kal jab uske husband aye, to apki underwerr pehne huye the.
Pehle KISS karo, phir PALANG per leta do, phir CHADDI utar do, phir NICHE haath lagao, . . . . Aur check karo k BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na
non veg sms hindi
Usne utari saree fir aayi peticoat ki bari blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar ziyadah excited mat ho yaar yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!
Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ? Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai …
