non veg sms 140

non veg sms 140

AIDS awareness slogan: Either use First Hand or Just Hand.
Q: Why is it good for young boys to read Playboy & Penthouse?
A: It improves hand-eye coordination.

very funny – non veg sms 140 character

Girl: Xcuse me brother, that's my seat.
Boy: OK! But I'm not ur brother, my father never loved ur mom.
Girl: True, but my father did !
Boss to a lady during interview for the post of secretary
Boss: What's the diff between Paperclip & Screw?
Lady: I don't know, I have never been paperclipped.

non veg sms 140

Santa was watching a Blue Film.
He saw his wife in the film.
After the film ended
he said: Thank God it was just a movie & not real.


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