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AIDS awareness slogan: Either use First Hand or Just Hand.
Q: Why is it good for young boys to read Playboy & Penthouse? A: It improves hand-eye coordination.
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Girl: Xcuse me brother, that's my seat. Boy: OK! But I'm not ur brother, my father never loved ur mom. Girl: True, but my father did !
Boss to a lady during interview for the post of secretary Boss: What's the diff between Paperclip & Screw? Lady: I don't know, I have never been paperclipped.
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Santa was watching a Blue Film. He saw his wife in the film. After the film ended he said: Thank God it was just a movie & not real.
