Santa-Express Kitne Baje Hai? TT: 9 Baje Santa: Local? TT: 1 Baje Santa: Malgadi? TT: 12 Baje TT: Jana Kahan Hai? Santa: Patri Par TATTI Karni Hai... :)
Dua hai apki 1 achi girlFRND ho Apko MISS kare, Mujhe KISS kare, Apko PUPPY de, Mujhe JHAPPY de Apse IQRAR kare, Mujse PYR kare Apke sath ROYE, Mere sath SOYE!
wife: O ji mere mobile me kisine *I LOVE U* *kiss you* ka sms bheja hai. santa: aise sms receive nahi karna chahiye, wapas bhejde usse.....
Santa hospital ke bahar jor jor se ro raha tha, kisi ne pucha kyun ro rahe ho? Srdar: 20 saal baad beta paida hua, wo bhi"CHOTA SA" :)
Santa: My 8 yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant pregnant. Confused Banta: How the hell? Santa: He took a pin & punctured all my condoms.
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Santa: During sex both of us injoyed, then y should I pay? Prostitute: For us it's Incoming, so its free. For men it's Outgoing, so u have to.
Santa went to school for getting the report card of his son. Santa: Madam kab dengi aap. Teacher: Period khatam hone tak to intezzar karo :)
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Santa raping a gal in car. A cop came & said: What r u doing? Santa: I'm raping her. Cop: Ok, I'm next. Santa: Fine, but I have never raped a cop before. :)
