What's the moral of movie Salaam Namaste? The moral is: Never trust Australian Cndoms.
On a NUDE beach a man shakes hands with a lady & says: Pleased to meet you. Lady: Ya, I can SEE that.
Banta goes to a Family Planning clinic for advice. He reads the notice at the enterance: 'For Family Planning Use Rear Entry' He goes back home happily.
A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector. Friend: How was ur first night? Man: She charged Rs 100 from me for Overspeed, 200 for wrongside entry and Rs 500 for no helmet
Wife good as Tea Both must be hot Both must water me Both must be delicious Both must be Sweet Both must be milky Both must be ready in a couple minutes Both must not let me sleep the night
An X-RAY specialist was briefing about breast shadows. He said, "Women's breasts come in three sizes PingPong, DingDong & KingKong" :: funny non veg sms ::
Kaho Santa ji suhaag raat kaisi rahi? Kuch mat pooocho yaar! Pehle 5-6 baar to missed call lagi aur jab sahi number laga to balance nil ho gya?
funny non veg sms
Child: papa aunty ka pait kion phoola hai? Father:tujhey sub pata hai! Child: nahin pata promise! Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!
a good lecture is like a girl's mini skirt. long enough to cover the subject and short enough to maintain interest
