Can U name FIVE Great KINGS who have brought HAPPINESS into PEOPLES LIVES?? ANSWER: "drin-KING, smo-KING, lic-KING, suc-KING & ofcourse f** KING
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love is a gamle sex is a game, boys do action girls get blame, one night in pleasure nine months in pain, girl admits in hospital $ junior needs a NAME.....
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A policeman arrested a prostitute in the Hospital area and asked for her profession. Prostitute: I'm a social engineer Policeman - What do you do? Prostitute- I build and destroy erections!
How wud u tell ur GF if u want to go to toilet on 1st date. Dear I've to go to shake hands with my close friend with whom I'm going to introduce u later!
3rd Class Mein madam Ne Pappu Ko Bola madam: “ABCD Likho” Pappu Ne Likh Di A E G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z madam Ne Pada Aur Hairani Se Boli: “Arey Isme B F C D Kaha Hai?” Pappu Muskurate Hue Bola: “Mam Mere Bag Mein Hai, Aapko Dekhni Hai To Bata Dena.“
