why is sex to wife similar to restaurant Some times good service some times bad service Some times no service Some times Self service
Thought for the day: Make LOVE and not WAR... Coz CONDOMS are cheaper than GUNS
Q: Why do most men prefer to kiss a woman's lips? A: That's da best way to shut a woman's Horizontal mouth & open the Vertical one!
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Wife: My hubby & I have, what I call Olympic sex. Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life? Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 Years!
A man was touching lady here N there in a crowded bus. Lady, "Excuse me... Yeh aap achha nahi kar rahe hain!" Man, "Itni bheed mein is se achha ho hi nahi sakta"
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Two call girl were talking.. 1st-We r in the best business in the world. 2nd-Hows that? 1st-We have it, we sell it, and we Still have it!
A story with moral My girlfriend called me to her house one day. I went there & found her sister alone in the house. She was unbelievably sexy than my GF. She whispered in my ear, "I have feelings for you, make love to me once" I turned around & walked to the front door towards my car. Amazingly I found my GF standing there & she hugged me & said, "U have won my trust." Moral: Its always better to keep the CuNDuMS in the car & not in the wallet!!
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what's common between the SUN & Panty? 1) both are hott 2) both look better while going down 3) both disappear by night............
Good girl: It's hard to be good. Bad girl: Yes. If it's not hard, it isn't any good.
Long Life Q: What is the secret of long life? A: Morning 2 eggs, evening 2 pegs and night 2 legs!
