HHutch ka chota sax recharge...
Sirf kissing ke Rs-10
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kissing ke sath pressing ke Rs-50
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Full game Rs-199.
Paro aur chandramuki ka
noor app pe barse, har koi
aapke sath sone ko tarse,
aapke jeevan me aaye itni
ladkiya ki app CHADDI
pahen ne ko tarse. (hot funny sms)
During Sex the sardarni asks
repeatedlly "do u luv me, do
u really love me"? Sardar
(irritated)- What the hell
do u think I am doing pushups
Wht's the full frm of CONDOM?
C Confidential
O -Ornament
N - Needed for
D - Domestic
O - Occassion Before
M - MARRIAGE.
Why do men get circumcised?
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Because women will GRAB anything with 20% off!!
At a funeral, a heart shaped
coffin was made 4 a Cardiologist.
A Doctor started laughing, When
asked y, he said Im thinking of
my funeral, im a Gynaecologist..!
My magical watch says u
aren't wearing any panties.
Oh, you are?
It must be an hour fast!
Why do Women put on weight
after Losting Virginity..?
Bcoz every Banana contains
108 Calories! (hot funny sms)
Judge: U want to divorce Santa 4
threatening u with a deadly weapon?
Jeeto: No, ur honor. I'm divorcing
him 4 threatening me every night
with a dead weapon! (hot funny sms)
Condom says to Whisper:
When You work, My business
is in loss for four days.
Whisper Replies: If you fail
to work once, my business
stops for nine months.
Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class
Think +ve:)
In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she asked with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.
