A man sees on a girls t-shirt it says "handle with care" Next day he wears a jeans & writes "candle with hair"
Why do girl wear flowered panties? ANS: Cuz its there way of syaing, In memory of those who were buried here!
Policeman arresting a call girl call girl : am not selling sex Police: then what are u doing? call girl : I am a saleswoman selling condoms and offering free demo also.(very very hot sms)
There are 4 ways to love: Hand in hand. That in hand. Hand in that. That in that
It's now confirmed that Adam was the first sardar!! Otherwise who else would sit next to a naked woman and chew apples instead of O O!!
call girl left her profession and goes 2 a school 4 a job, Principal: Can U teach zoology/biology/or physiology. call girl: No, only DALOGY & NIKALOGY (very very hot sms)
Most interesting line written on the front of T-shirt of a girl, . . . . . . . Excuse me ! My face is above. :)
A man while making love to his maid, exclaimed 'Martha ur are sweeter than my wife' The maid smiled and said I know 'cos the driver always tells me so
