Lady 2 Sardar: Wats the time?? Sardar: Bra Panties... Lady slapped him & said wat nonesense!! I asked u the time Sardar: Oh jee, wohi tou bata raha hun, Bara Paintees , 12:35....!!!!
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Preeto comes without clothes in front of the guests while serving the halwa. Banta shouts: What?s this? Preeto: Recipe book me likha tha ? Serve hot hot....
Lady 2 Dentist: Its easy to be pregnant, than to get a tooth removed. Dentist: Madam plz decide quickly, so that i can set the chair accordingly.
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Santa: What is the similarity between a Bank & a Bra ? Banta: Dono ke ander Jitna MAAL Jyaada Utna Interest Jyaada.
Boy asks a girl: How much calcium is there in woman's Breasts? Girl: Woman's Breasts have enough calcium to help a Man's boneless thing standup!
11 Galz ask the fruit seller to give us 11 bananas.Fruit seller:I'll not sell less then 12 bananas.1 Gal said:le le yar,1 kha lenge.
In a rape trial the lawyer asked: Did u scream for help? Girl: Yes Sir. Lawyer: Did anyone come? She shyly replied: Yes sir, first I did, then he did.
