son 2 dad does a heart have legs? dad NO, son don't lie I heard u say, sweet heart spread ur legs.
Kele Wala: Kele lelo Kele, MADAM: arey bhiya kele to pilpile hain kadak aur lambe do. Kele Wala: Arey madam kabhi to kahne ke liye liya karo...
latest non veg jokes
Q: Do you know why girls don't keep thier mobiles in shirt pocket? A: B'coz can't get signals near hills & mountains.
A boy asked AAirtel Girl what is ur speciality? Airtel Girl Night time incoming free!!
What is common between Moovv cream and ===? Dono gehraai tak jaaye, garmahat laaye, aaram dilaaye. "Aahhh se A-haaaa tak"..
What is the resemblance between a windscreen wiper and a woman? When they are wet, they do not squeak any more!
latest non veg jokes
Accident takes a minute but sufferings last a lifetime. Plz wear Condom & Helmet on ur appropriate heads during Respective Driving.
A very sexy & attractive female employee meets her boss & says: Sir, will you remove something from my breasts? Boss Wow, whats that? Gal: Ur eyes, sir...
A husband was stung by a bee on his **** and it became swollen. His wife prayed, "Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is.
Man goes 2 a hotel where there is only 1lady waitress Man orders milk Waitress opens bra, Man says"thank GOD,i didn't ask 4 water"
Two ladies Bathing and the other asked her friend why she had no hair. Replied 'have you ever seen grass on a busy road'.
A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"
latest non veg jokes
Old saying: Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy and wise. New saying: Early to bed and early to rise, makes your women go to other guys...
Tell me,is it going in? YEAH. is it hurting? oh yeah ouch its huring. OH i will put it slowly. Still hurting? Aah Yeah. then lets try the other SHOE Madam!
