:: naughty sms hindi ::
Man to very hot Air Hostess: What's ur name? . . . . Air hostess: Eva Benz. Man: Lovely name, any relation with Mercedes Benz? . . Air hostess, Smiling: "Same price"
Prof:- "GHANTE" ka sahi matlab samjhao!!! Engineering Student- "Sir, ek din mein 24 Ghante hote hain! -8 Ghantey sooney ke liye! -8 Ghante College ke liye! -2 Ghante Khaane/pine ke liye! -2 Ghante Girlfriend ke liye! -2 Ghante Doston ke liye! -2 Ghante Mummy/Papa ji ki daant ke liye! Prof:- "Padhai ke liye kya bacha phir? Student-"Sir jee, "GHANTA"!!!