The Judge asked the prostitute -
'So wen did u realize u were being Raped?'
Prostitute: 'When the cheque bounced!'
Q: What is the definition of "burning love"?
A: It's when at night u reach
out 4 da Vaseline gel & pick
up Vicks Vaporub by mistake.
Santa: Y is reading a Playboy mag
like reading National Geographic?
Banta : Coz in both u'll get to see
a lot of gr8 places, which u'll
never get to visit.
A hair cutting saloon was
shifted from grnd floor to
1st flr. A board was put by
him saying "Neeche ke baal
katnewale ki dukan upar hai"
What is the difference between
the cricketer & condom?
Cricketer drops the catch n
condom catches the drop!
A Guy picks up a girl 4
the date, Why are u wearing
ur belt around ur knee.?
Girl: I promised my mom that
I wouldn't let you touch me
below my belt.
Man quits smoking bcoz of will power.
Man quits drinking bcoz of will power.
Man quits womansing bcoz he has will
but no power!
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