A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as:"father, your daughter has been successful in BED.
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Mother to Teenage Daughter : "I think its time that we should talk about SEX." Daughter : "Yes Mom, What do You want to know ?".
who is stronger man or woman? Anser? A woman coz she lifts two mountain on her chest while man lifts his crane with the help of 2 stones.
A woman goes 2 a dentist 4 tooth extraction doc tells her 2 lie down and gets ready with tools lady lifts her skirt, doctor says im not a gynacologist im dentist she says i want to get my hubbys tooth removed
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75yrz old man got married with a girl of 15 yrz old. At marriage nite they both r crying cuz Girl don't know anything and an old man hav 4gotten evrythng.
A guy donated blood to his girlfriend. After a while they broke up and he wanted it back. The girl threw a pad at him and said. I'll pay u back in monthly instalments.
in chemistry class teacher asked a girl: what r Nitrates? Girl answered shyly:nights rates r high then day ..!
