non veg jokes sms

She slips her hand in my jeans,
searchin 4 something.
she has got it, she grabs it,
takes it out & take it in her mouth.

ji lalchaye.... Rahana Jaye ..


non veg jokes sms

A Dentist's Advice:
Treat ur girl friend like a toothbrush.
Dont let anybody else use it and get a new one every 3 months!
Thought for the day:
Behind evry successful Man, thr is a satisfied Woman.
Behind evry successful Man, thr is a satisfied Woman.
And behind evry satisfied Woman, thr is an exhausted Man

non veg jokes sms

MAN: What is the difference between a boy and a girl?
SEXY GIRL: The main difference between a boy and a girl is between the 2 legs.
To make it straight, she pulls it.

2 make it stand, she rubs it.

2 make it stiff, she licks it.

2 let it "IN" she pushes it.

True! Threading a needle is not easy!

non veg jokes sms

2 bikers wer talking @ a bar.
Hows married life? asks d 1st.
It's fine, says d 2nd.
Hows d s*x? asks d 1st.
Fine, says d second,
Atleast I dont have 2 wait in line!'
Girl-me Radio Ki Tarah Hu,
Mera 1 Tuning Hai Aur 1 Volume !
Boy- Me Dono Daba Raha Hu,
Lakin Aawaz Nahi Aa Rahi.
Girl: Are yaar Neeche Cell To Dal.


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