She slips her hand in my jeans, searchin 4 something. she has got it, she grabs it, takes it out & take it in her mouth. ji lalchaye.... Rahana Jaye .. ALPENLIBE
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A Dentist's Advice: Treat ur girl friend like a toothbrush. Dont let anybody else use it and get a new one every 3 months!
Thought for the day: Behind evry successful Man, thr is a satisfied Woman. Behind evry successful Man, thr is a satisfied Woman. And behind evry satisfied Woman, thr is an exhausted Man
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MAN: What is the difference between a boy and a girl? SEXY GIRL: The main difference between a boy and a girl is between the 2 legs.
To make it straight, she pulls it. 2 make it stand, she rubs it. 2 make it stiff, she licks it. 2 let it "IN" she pushes it. True! Threading a needle is not easy!
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2 bikers wer talking @ a bar. Hows married life? asks d 1st. It's fine, says d 2nd. Hows d s*x? asks d 1st. Fine, says d second, Atleast I dont have 2 wait in line!'
Girl-me Radio Ki Tarah Hu, Mera 1 Tuning Hai Aur 1 Volume ! Boy- Me Dono Daba Raha Hu, Lakin Aawaz Nahi Aa Rahi. Girl: Are yaar Neeche Cell To Dal.
