Non Veg Jokes in Hindi

Santa: Love S*x Karte Hue Apni Wife Se
Aur Tight Ah, Aur Tight Kar
Gulabo: Kamine Itna Tight Hona Hai To
Bahar Jake Ganne Ke Ras Wali Mashin Mein Dal Le.
Girls Ki Upar Ki Sab Cheez 'B' Se Shuru Hoti Hai.

Bl@use
Br@
B!k!n!
B@ @Bs

Aur 

Niche Ki 'P' Se...

Petic@t
P@nty
Per!@d
Pu$$y.
Is Liye Admi Ko B.p Ki Bimari Hoti Hai
A little girl asked a Call Girl: Aunty you have bungalow, cars, cash balance..

What is ur business!

Call Girl: Bas ek Chota sa "Hole Sale" ka business hai.

non veg jokes in hindi

Sardarni: Kal chor aya aur
mere sath s@x karke chala gaya.
Sardar: Tumne use roka nahi?
Sardarni: Bahot kaha rukne ke liye,
bola kal phir aaunga Peche ke darwaje se.

non veg jokes in hindi

Chote Pappu ki ummar per gane pesh hai

5 se 15 : papa kehte hain bada nam karega

16 se 26 : dhoom macha de dhoom

27 se 40 : kabhi khushhi kabhi gham

41 se 55 : kal ho na ho

56 ke baad : pappu can't dance saaaalaaaa... dichik dichik

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