Santa: Love S*x Karte Hue Apni Wife Se Aur Tight Ah, Aur Tight Kar Gulabo: Kamine Itna Tight Hona Hai To Bahar Jake Ganne Ke Ras Wali Mashin Mein Dal Le.
Girls Ki Upar Ki Sab Cheez ‘B’ Se Shuru Hoti Hai.
Bl@use
Br@
B!k!n!
B@ @Bs
Aur
Niche Ki ‘P’ Se…
Petic@t
P@nty
Per!@d
Pu$y.
Is Liye Admi Ko B.p Ki Bimari Hoti Hai
A little girl asked a Call Girl: Aunty you have bungalow, cars, cash balance..
What is ur business!
Call Girl: Bas ek Chota sa “Hole Sale” ka business hai.
non veg jokes in hindi
Sardarni: Kal chor aya aur mere sath s@x karke chala gaya. Sardar: Tumne use roka nahi? Sardarni: Bahot kaha rukne ke liye, bola kal phir aaunga Peche ke darwaje se.
Chote Pappu ki ummar per gane pesh hai
5 se 15 : papa kehte hain bada nam karega
16 se 26 : dhoom macha de dhoom
27 se 40 : kabhi khushhi kabhi gham
41 se 55 : kal ho na ho
56 ke baad : pappu can’t dance saaaalaaaa… dichik dichik
Two girls returning from movie
1st: mere rupaye chori ho gaye!
2nd: tu to blouse mein rakhti thi phir kaise?
1st: muje kya pata woo kamina chori kar raha hai.
A lady and shopkeeper negotiating
4 the price of Bra and Panty.
Shopkeeper: Bhabhiji, Bra mein maine
aapka raha …. lekin Panty mein to aapko
mera rakhna padega
Arz Kiya hai….
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College se nikalte hi kitaabain seenay se laga leti ho,
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Hum kya marr gaye jo khud hi daba leti ho!
Skoda recently launched new car model namd LAURA
all drivers will hav tough time wen their Memsahab will say
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“Driver Laura Nikalo”
Banta after sax: Kaha tha na, cndom k jagah rumal se mat karo.
Ab rumal andar rahegaya na…
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Banta: Oye, Think positive Yaar! bachha pagri pahenke aye ga…..
