non veg hindi joke

non veg hindi joke

Two girls returning from movie
1st: mere rupaye chori ho gaye!
2nd: tu to blouse mein rakhti thi phir kaise?
1st: muje kya pata woo kamina chori kar raha hai.
A lady and shopkeeper negotiating
4 the price of Bra and Panty.
Shopkeeper: Bhabhiji, Bra mein maine
aapka raha .... lekin Panty mein to aapko
mera rakhna padega
Arz Kiya hai....

College se nikalte hi kitaabain seenay se laga leti ho,

Hum kya marr gaye jo khud hi daba leti ho!
Skoda recently launched new car model namd LAURA
all drivers will hav tough time wen their Memsahab will say



"Driver Laura Nikalo"
Banta after sex: Kaha tha na, cndom k jagah rumal se mat karo.
Ab rumal andar rahegaya na...



Banta: Oye, Think positive Yaar! bachha pagri pahenke aye ga.....

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