santa banta funny sms

santa banta funny sms

Santa is the true music lover.A girl is singing in a bathroom while taking a bath and Santa is near the key hole to listening her song.
Banta 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket ??
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1…?
Banta:Oji, I will give both of them…
Santa: I havnt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Santa: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y didnt u ecchanged?
Santa: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth...

santa banta funny sms

Mummy: Beta jao ghar pe mehman aaye hue hain kuchh leke aao.
Santa (again at his best) bahar gaaaya aur taxi lekar ayaa...

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