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Ek Baar Santa Naha Raha Tha.
Ek Sales Girl Ne Door-Bell Bajai Santa Jaldi-Jaldi Mein Aise Hi Nanga Bahar Aa Gaya.
Ladki Dekh Ke Chillayi: “Uff, Toba-Toba Kuch To Pahan Lo”
Santa Jaldi Se Andar Gaya Aur Chappal Pahan Ke Wapis Aa Gaya. Santa Ke College Time Mein Uski Ek Premika Santa Ko Bade Pyar Se Boli.
Premika: “Darling, Shaadi Ke Baad Tum Mujhe Subha Se Lekar Shaam Tak,
Shaam Se Lekar Subha Tak Pyaar Karna”
Santa Hairani Se: You stupid, To Fir Main Toilet Kab Karunga? nonveg jokes | hot hot jokes
You All Are Invited On Santa's Marriage ... :)"
Santa Fixed His Marriage On 2nd March.
He Sent Invitation To His Friends:
“Marriage Is On March 2nd But Please Come On 1st Night We All Will Enjoy.“ Santa Ne Apni Marrige Anniversery Par Apni Biwi Se Pucha.
Santa: “Apni Shaadi Ko Panch Saal Ho Gaye Tere Ko love Ka Sabse Jyada Maza Kis Din Ayaa?”
Biwi Sharmate Hue: “Ji Us Din, Jab Aap Ludhiana Gaye The“ nonveg jokes
Santa Ke Do Bache The Aur Uski Biwi Nahi Chahti Thi Ki Aur Bachhe Ho
So Isliye Vo Use Har Bar Sex Karte Hue Condom Lagane Ko Bola Karti Thi
Santa: “Uff Ye Roz Roz Condom Laga Ke Main To Dukhi Ho Gaya Hun”
Biwi Sharmate Hue Masumiyat Se Boli: “Aap Ispe Lamination Hi Kyu Nahi Karva Lete?“ Esi Konsi Jagha Hai Jise Banaya To Admi Ne Hai,
Par Fir Bhi Vo Waha Nahi Ja Sakta? .. ? Socho Socho"
Teacher Ne Class Mein Santa Se Pucha.
Teacher: “Aisi Konsi Jagha Hai Jise Banaya To Aadmi Ne Hai,
Par Phir Bhi Vo Wahan Nahi Ja Sakta?”
Santa Kuch Soch Ke: “Madam Ji, Ladies Toilet nonveg jokes
Ek Admi Ke Bete Ki Shadi Hone Wali Thi To Vo Furniture Wale Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola.
Aadmi: “Mistri Ji, Bed Zara Majbut Banana, Mere Ladke Ne Bahu Pe Chadna Hai”
Ab Mistri Bhi Pura Kameena Tha, Bola: “Ji Chinta Na Kijiye, Aisa Majboot Bed Banaunga Ki Sara Mohalla Bhi Chad Jaaye To Bhi Nahi Tutega.“ santa banta nonveg jokes
Ek Bar Bahut Bade Hotel Mein Shadi Ho Rahi Thi, Udhar Apne Sardar Ji Bhi Masti Maar Rahe The.
Achanak Se Sath Mein Khadi Ek Ladki Ko Toilet Jana Thha Usne Santa Se Puchha.
Ladki: “Sardar Ji, Susu Karne Ki Jagha Dikha Do”
Santa Ne Sharamte Hue Jawab Diya: “You Naughty Girl Pahle Tum Dikhao Fir Mein Dikhaunga“
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