1 Maa 14 saal ki beti ka beg check kya 1 C@NDOM Mila maa: sharm nahi aati is umar me beg me ye kya rakhti ho? girl:to kya is umar me maa ban jau?
truck Driver love kar raha tha.
Ghalti se peeche daal diya
Biwi boli: O ji truck galat godam me ja raha hai
truck Driver : saali ab bata rahi hai
jab diesel khatam hogaya
Wife Ne Ek Nayi Transparent Br@ Khridi Aur Pahan Ke Apne Husband Ke Aage Khadi Ho Gayi Husband: �Janu, Issme To Tum Bahut Sexy Lag Rahi Ho �Wife Sharmate Hue: �Pata Hai, Salesman Bhi Yehi Keh Raha Tha
us ne kaha or dabao,
main dabaya,
us ne kaha or dabao,
main ne or dabaya,
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya,
us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya . . . ?
dekha ho gya na suit case band:)
teri sula ke lu?
ya bitha ke lu?
ya tujhe karu khada
ya fir teri juka-jukake lu?
ab tu hi bata
ki mein teri…
photo kaise lu.
Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?
Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai :)
Santa: Mein tumhare liye churiyan laya hoon.
Maid: Aap hi pehna dijiye.
Santa: Mujhe tumhara response pehle pata hota to mein p@nty lekar aata.
Santa: Main ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty utar dunga.
Banta: Yaar tu to bahut mood mein lag raha hai.
Santa: Nahi yaar mujhe bahut tight ho rahi hai.
Pregnant gal se Doc ne pucha: Yeh kab hua?
Gal: Jab Mom n Dad film dekhne gaye the, mera friend ghar aaya tha.
Doc: Tum saath kyon nahin gayi?
Gal: Adult movie thi...
Palat k Dekh Jaalim,
Tamanna hum bhi rakhte hai,
Husn tum rakhti ho to jawaani hum bhi rakhte hai,
Gehrai tum rakhti ho to Lambai hum bhi rakhte hai.
Ladki apni marzi se de to Pyar,
Dost dilaen to Uphaar,
Ghar wale dilaen to Sanskaar
Aur hum apne aap le lein to Balatkaar
Jeeto: Kal chor aya aur mere sath sex karke chala gaya.
Santa: Tumne use roka nahi?Jeeto: Bahut kaha rukne ke liye, bola kal phir aaunga.
Ek ladki ki t-shirt pe likha tha ?93.5 Red FM?
To batao uski pant par kya likha hoga - Bajate raho
Ek bahu saari raat paraaye mard ke saath sokar aayi lekin uski saas ne kuch nahin kaha, why?
Kyonki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi!!
Duniya mein sab se himmat wala kaun?
Dhobi- kabhi bhi kisi ke ghar jaa kar bol sakta hai sahib bibi ji ko bolo kapde nikal kar rakhe mein abhi aa ke leta hu.
Dhobi police se: Banta ne meri biwi ki ijjat luti!!
Banta: Main press karwane gaya tha, dhobi ne kaha main khana kha raha hoon, istri garm hai mar lo!
