Santa bar mai ro rahaa tha. Bar Tender: kyo ro rahe ho ? Santa : Aur kya karoo.?? jis ladki ko bhulana chah rahaa hoon uska naam hi yaad nahi aa raha hai..
संता (इलेक्ट्रिक शॉप में) : दो पंखे देना, एक ladies और एक gents. salesman : पंखों में ladies और gents नहीं होता. संता : होता क्यों नहीं है ? एक usha का देना और एक bajaj का देना!!
Santa Banta Ek Din Samunder Ke Kinare Ghoom Rahe The. Achanak Se Ek Nangi Angrejan Ladki Unke Aage Aa Gayi. Santa Ne Use Dekha Aur Dekhte Hi Dar Ke Baag Gaya. Banta Ghar Aya To Usne Dare Hue Santa Se Puchha Banta: “Oye, Tu Nangi Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Bhag Kyun Gaya Tha?” Santa Rote Hue: “Maa Kahti Hai, Nangi Ladki Ko Dekhne Se Patthar Ban Jaoge, Aur Mera Ek Hissa Kadak Bhi Hone Laga Tha“
Ek Bar Ek Political Rally Mein Santa Ko Police Ne Pakad Liya Aur Khub Jamkar Pityai Kari Baad Mein Logo Ne Jab Reason Pucha To Santa Rote Hue Bola. “Udhar Ek Ladki Apni Chati Pe Sticker Laga Ke Ghoom Rahi Thi “Press” Bus Maine Waha Se Press Kar Diya.”
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Santa Was Asked To Explain Rape He Said: “It Is A Very-Very Difficult Job, It Is Something Like Playing Golf With A Moving Hole
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Santa Ki Pregnent Biwi Preeto Chhat Pe Tange Khol Ke Leti Hui Thi. Santa Ne Ye Dekha Aur Hairani Se Puchha Santa: “Yeh Kya Kar Rahi Ho?” Biwi Sharmate Hue: “Dr. Ne Kaha Hai Ke Tazi Hawa Bache Ki Sehat Ke Liye Achi Hai.“
Pappu Meets His Father In Red Light Area. Pappu: “Papa Aap Yahaan?” Santa: “Bus Beta Ab 200, 300 Rupaye Ki Cheez Ke Liye Teri **** Ke Nakhre Nahi Saha Jate“
Santa Subah Subha Doctor Ke Paas Jata Hai Aur Rote Hue Bolta Hai. Santa: “Dr, Saab Badi Tension Hai, Kal Raat Ladki Ke Saath Se** Kiya Thha Aur Aaj Peshab Hi Nahi Aa Raha Hai” Doctor Ne Check Kiya Aur Gusse Se Bola Doctor: “Idiot-Stipid Pehle *** Pe Se Cndm To Utar Le“
