very funny jokes in hindi sms | latest comedy masala

By | July 10, 2012

very funny jokes in hindi sms | latest comedy masala

 ___e___ __/!_!_!_!_!_! l@======@l Mental Hospital Ki Ambulance Hai Pagalo Ko Uthane Aai Hai, . . . Tujhe Meri Dosti Ki Kasam Dost Tu Bhag Ja. . . !hahaha 
1 Aadmi medical shop pe-Zeher do. Dukandar- Bina Prchi k nhi mil skta Aadmi ne Shadi ka Card dikhaya Dukandar- Bs Pagle rulayega kya? Bdi bottle du ya choti...
KHUSHI ek aisi cheez h jo apke pas na hone k baad bhi, aap chahe to doosre ko de skte ho :) . . . . . . . maze ki baat yeh hai k TENSION bhi aisi hi chiz h :)
Log kehte hain kaash Padhai pyar ki tarah hoti, apne aap ho jati!. Hum kehte hain ki kaash.. Pyar padhai ki tarah hota, parents maar maar k karwate!
aap 20% lovely ho... 60% cool ho... 70 % kind ho... 80% nice ho... 90% charming ho... 100 % smart ho... zyada khush mat ho... total milakar 420 hi ho..

`*`// very funny jokes hindi sms `*`//

Boy-hum 45 bhai behen hain.. grl-kya..!! tumhare ghar popultion check karne wale nahi aaye the? BOY-aaye the, hum padh rahe the wo coaching smajh kar chale gye. 
Samunder k kinare baithe he, Kabi to leher aayegi, Kismat badle na badle, At least "Chappal To Dhul Jayegi". Always think positive.
LKG ke kid ka paper me 0 aya. Father angry: What is this? (Very Funny) Kid: Papa, teacher ke pass STAR khatam ho gaye, to MOON de diya. 
Akbar: Hamare ammi abba humse itni mohabt karte thhe, ke hame sulane k lie sari sari raat jagte rehte, or hum fir b na sote the. Funny Birbal: Tbhi to aap eklote reh gaye huzoor.
Teacher: Aaj tum late kyu aaye? School 7 baje shuru hota he. Funny Kid: Madam, Aap meri fikar mat kia karo, School shuru karwa dia karo. 
Teacher: Agar dharti pe pani na hota to kya hona tha. Bania ka beta: Hum to kangaal ho jate. Mera bapu milk me kya milata? 
Satna: Ek bar mere upar se scooter nikal gaya, par fir bhi muje kutch nahi hua. `Very funny` Banta: Yeh to kuch bhi nahi... Ek bar mere upar se aeroplane nikal gaya, me fir bhi bach gaya.

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