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very funny jokes in hindi sms | latest comedy masala

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very funny jokes in hindi sms | latest comedy masala

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Mental Hospital Ki Ambulance Hai
Pagalo Ko Uthane Aai Hai,

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Tujhe Meri Dosti Ki Kasam Dost Tu Bhag Ja. . . !hahaha
1 Aadmi medical shop pe-Zeher do.
Dukandar- Bina Prchi k nhi mil skta
Aadmi ne Shadi ka Card dikhaya
Dukandar- Bs Pagle rulayega kya?
Bdi bottle du ya choti...
KHUSHI ek aisi cheez h
jo apke pas na hone k baad bhi,
aap chahe to doosre ko de skte ho :) 
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maze ki baat yeh hai k TENSION bhi aisi hi chiz h :) 
Log kehte hain kaash
Padhai pyar ki tarah hoti,
apne aap ho jati!.
Hum kehte hain ki kaash..
Pyar padhai ki tarah hota,
parents maar maar k karwate!
aap 20% lovely ho...
60%  cool ho...
70 % kind ho...
80% nice ho...
90% charming ho...
100 % smart ho...
zyada khush mat ho...
total milakar 420 hi ho..

`*`// very funny jokes hindi sms `*`//

Boy-hum 45 bhai behen hain..
grl-kya..!! tumhare ghar popultion check karne wale nahi aaye the?
BOY-aaye the, hum padh rahe the wo coaching smajh kar chale gye.
Samunder k kinare baithe he,

Kabi to leher aayegi,


Kismat badle na badle,


At least




"Chappal To Dhul Jayegi".
Always think positive.
LKG ke kid ka paper me 0 aya.

Father angry: What is this?

(Very Funny) Kid: Papa, teacher ke pass STAR khatam ho gaye, to MOON de diya.
Akbar: Hamare ammi abba humse itni mohabt karte thhe,
ke hame sulane k lie sari sari raat jagte rehte, or hum fir b na sote the.
Funny Birbal: Tbhi to aap eklote reh gaye huzoor.
Teacher: Aaj tum late kyu aaye? School 7 baje shuru hota he.
Funny Kid: Madam, Aap meri fikar mat kia karo, School shuru karwa dia karo.
Teacher: Agar dharti pe pani na hota to kya hona tha.
Bania ka beta: Hum to kangaal ho jate. Mera bapu milk me kya milata?
Satna: Ek bar mere upar se scooter nikal gaya, par fir bhi muje kutch nahi hua.
`Very funny` Banta: Yeh to kuch bhi nahi... Ek bar mere upar se aeroplane nikal gaya, me fir bhi bach gaya.

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