Valentine’s Day Jokes

FEB 14..

Valentines day..

Enjoy with ur lover/Girlfriend/Gf/Girls.
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But b in limits..

Bcoz after 9 months.

Nov 14.

CHILDRENS DAY.

remember it  Be careful 
Dosto Ranjha Chala Gya,
Mahiwal Doob Gya, Majnu B Nhi Rha,
Romeo B Mar Gya, Ess Valentine's Day
me Meri B Tabiyat Thik Nahi hai,
Pata Nhi Ab in Ladkiyo ka kya hoga.. Sorry Sweet Girls :)
Adam n Eve started to love,
Romeo n Juliet introduced it,
Devdas n Paro suffered 4 it,
Laila n Majnu died for it,
so my dear frnz beware of it
Feb 14 is ahead !

Valentine’s Day Jokes

chod diye wo dhande
jink anjam the gande
pure 7 din nek kaam mai bitaunga
ab Valentine's Day k koi ladki nahi pataunga
(",")
/ : ~ ~ Hat jao
/""\ , , , , , , mandir ja rahe hai

15 अगस्त और 26 जनवरी को अपने Whatsapp Display Photo(DP) मे
तिरंगा लगाने वाले
हिम्मत है तो वेलेंटाईनडे पर अपनी
Girlfriend का फोटो लगाये.

सिंगल होना जुर्म नही है। . . .
लेकिन सिंगल के सामने वैलेंटाइन डे का
प्लान बनाना देशद्रोह माना जायेगा...

Agar Girlfriend Hai To Valentine Day;
Agar Biwi Hai To Mahavir Jayanti;
Agar Dono Nahi Toh Hanuman Jayanti;
Aur Dono Hain To Bajirao Mastani!

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