Duniya mein sab se himmat wala kaun?
Dhobi- kabhi bhi kisi ke ghar jaa kar bol sakta hai sahib bibi ji ko bolo kapde nikal
kar rakhe mein abhi aa ke leta hu.

bhagwaan sabse zyada khush kab hota hay
us waqt jab kisi ladki ki izzat lutt
rahi ho or woh chilla rahi hoo
bhagwan ke liye mujhe chordo

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He : Andar Gaya?
She : Ha.. Gaya.

He : Dukha Kya?
She : Zara bhi nahi.

He : Aur Ek Baar?
She : Ab isme Daalo.

He : Achha laga?
She : Haa..Bahoot. . . .

He : OK.MADAM KA SANDLE PACK KARO....

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Santa Ek Bar Interview Dene Gaya
Boss: “What’s Your Wife Name?”
Santa: “Sir, Preeto”
Boss: “What’s Her Whole Name?”
Santa Sochte Hue: “Sir, Hole Ka Naam To Rakha Nahi“

Santa Ek Ladki Ke Saath Se** Kar Raha Tha Achanak Hi Santa Ne Pucha.
Santa To Girl: “Do U Have AIDS ?”
Girl: “No”
Santa: “Bhagwan Ka Shukar Hai, Main Nahi Chahta Ki Mujhe Dobara AIDS Ho Jaye.“

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Bomb Blast Hone Per Minister Elaan Karta Hai.
Minister: “Bomb Blast Mein Marne Waalon Ko 5 Lakh Aur Zakhmi Ko 3 Lakh Dene Ka Elan Karta Hoon”
Santa Awaz Sun Ke Bola: “Aur Joo badkismaat Damake se marte- marte bach gaye Unka Kya Hoga Sir?

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संता एक दिन बड़ा खुश सा होके घर आया और अपने बाप को बोला.
संता: "पापा पापा, मेरा क्लास में सबसे बड़ा है, एसा मेरे में क्या खास है?"
संता का बाप गुस्से से बोला.
बाप: "क्यूंकि तू 18 साल का हो गया है और अभी भी पांचवी क्लास में है"

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Santa Apni Biwi Se: “Aaj Tumhari Choti Behan Ko Apne Ghar Mein Dekh Ke Bahut Khushi Ho Rahi Hai”
Biwi: “Haanji, Aapki Khushi Pajame Mein Se Jhalak Rahi Hai“

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Santa Was Rejected At A MBA Job Interview,

Because When He Was Asked To Give An Example Of Good Team Work.
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He Replied: “Gang- Rape“

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Santa (B.Com) Saw A Poster At A Police Station: “Two Engineers Wanted For Rape”
Santa: “Shit Man, These Engineers Always Get The Best Jobs“

Santa Apne Padosi Ke Ghar Mithayi Ka Dibba Lekkar Jata Hai.
Santa: “Le Mithayi Kha, Meri Biwi Ko Call-Center Mein Promotion Mil Gayi Hai”
Padosi: “Arrey Wah, To Ab Vo Kya Ban Gayi Hai?”
Santa: “Wahan Ki Best Call-Girl“

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Ek Ladki Ka Mangetar Mar Gaya, Ladki Laash Ko Dekh Kar Rote Hue Boli.
Ladki: “Abhi To Mene Kuch Bhi Nahi Dekha Thha”
Sath Mein Santa Khada Thha, Sun Ke Usko Dilaasa Deta Hua Bola.
Santa: “Abhi Thodi Der Mein Nahlayenge Tab Dekh Lena“

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