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non veg jokes in hindi for girls

Written by rsrajiv25. Posted in Naughty



Duniya mein sab se himmat wala kaun?
Dhobi- kabhi bhi kisi ke ghar jaa kar bol sakta hai sahib bibi ji ko bolo kapde nikal
kar rakhe mein abhi aa ke leta hu.
bhagwaan sabse zyada khush kab hota hay
us waqt jab kisi ladki ki izzat lutt
rahi ho or woh chilla rahi hoo
bhagwan ke liye mujhe chordo

non veg jokes in hindi for girls

He : Andar Gaya?
She : Ha.. Gaya.

He : Dukha Kya?
She : Zara bhi nahi.

He : Aur Ek Baar?
She : Ab isme Daalo.

He : Achha laga?
She : Haa..Bahoot. . . .

He : OK.MADAM KA SANDLE PACK KARO....




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hindi non veg jokes

Written by rsrajiv25. Posted in Naughty



hindi non veg jokes

Santa Ek Bar Interview Dene Gaya
Boss: “What’s Your Wife Name?”
Santa: “Sir, Preeto”
Boss: “What’s Her Whole Name?”
Santa Sochte Hue: “Sir, Hole Ka Naam To Rakha Nahi“
Santa Ek Ladki Ke Saath Se** Kar Raha Tha Achanak Hi Santa Ne Pucha.
Santa To Girl: “Do U Have AIDS ?”
Girl: “No”
Santa: “Bhagwan Ka Shukar Hai, Main Nahi Chahta Ki Mujhe Dobara AIDS Ho Jaye.“

hindi non veg jokes

Bomb Blast Hone Per Minister Elaan Karta Hai.
Minister: “Bomb Blast Mein Marne Waalon Ko 5 Lakh Aur Zakhmi Ko 3 Lakh Dene Ka Elan Karta Hoon”
Santa Awaz Sun Ke Bola: “Aur Joo badkismaat Damake se marte- marte bach gaye Unka Kya Hoga Sir?

non veg jokes in hindi for girls

संता एक दिन बड़ा खुश सा होके घर आया और अपने बाप को बोला.
संता: "पापा पापा, मेरा क्लास में सबसे बड़ा है, एसा मेरे में क्या खास है?"
संता का बाप गुस्से से बोला.
बाप: "क्यूंकि तू 18 साल का हो गया है और अभी भी पांचवी क्लास में है"

non veg jokes in hindi for girls

Santa Apni Biwi Se: “Aaj Tumhari Choti Behan Ko Apne Ghar Mein Dekh Ke Bahut Khushi Ho Rahi Hai”
Biwi: “Haanji, Aapki Khushi Pajame Mein Se Jhalak Rahi Hai“




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