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Master: Kal school Q nahi aye?
Boy: Girlfriend se milne gaya tha.
Master: Kis liye?
Boy: Yes sir
Master: Maine puchha Kis liye?
Boy: Liye Sir bahut liye..
Humare toh Khwab uss din hi Choor-Choor ho gaye.....Jab Pehli baar woh ghar aye aur....
Mummy boli.....Ja Beta "bhaiya" ke Liye"FANTA" le aa

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Y do v drink waterBcos we cannot eat water!no claps pls...
bachpan se genius hu,par kabhi ghamand nahi kiya... 
3 Khobsurat "SATHI" Aap K Liye...
( '_' )
('')('') HASI
. .**. .
(( '_' ))
('') ('') KHUSHI
aur aur Kya??
1 Mai Bhi To Hu Na?

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Application Form For Lok Sabha Election
1. Name of Candidate: ____________
1. Name of Candidate: ____________ _________
2.Present Address:
(i.)Name of Jail: ____________ _________
(ii.)Cell Number: ____________ _________
... 3.Political Party: ____________ _________
*List ONLY the Last Five parties in Chronological (Order)
4.Nationality: [ ]
A- Italian
B- Indian
5.Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more)
A- Defected
B- Expelled
C- Bought out
D- None of above
E- All of above
6.Reasons for contesting elections (circle one or more)
A- To make money
B- To escape court trial
C- To grossly misuse power
D- To serve the public
E- I have no clue
(If you choose “D, attach Certificate of Sanity from a
Recognized Government Psychiatrist)
7.How many years of public service experience do you possess?
A- 1-2 yrs
B- 2-6yrs
C- 6-15yrs
D- 15+yrs
8.Give details of any criminal cases pending against you (Use as many Additional Sheets as you want)
9.How many years have you spent in Jail? [ ]
(Do not confuse with question 8)
A- 1-2 years
B- 2-6 years
C- 6-15 years
D- 15+years
10.Are you involved in any financial scams? [ ]
A- Why not
B- Of Course
C- Definitely
D- I deny it all
E- I see a foreign hand.
11. What is your Annual Corruption Income? [ ]
A- 100-500 Crores
B- 500-1000 Crores
C- Overflow…
(Convert all your $ earning from Hawala etc to Rupees)
12. Do you have any developmental plans for India in mind? [ ]
A- No
B- No
C- No
D- No
13.Describe your achievements in space provided:
Issued in public interest by Election Commission of India.
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
Sonia Gandhi ek school visit karne gayi ek class me aa ke boli bacho- koi sawal puchna hai to pucho
Chikku bola- mere 3 sawal hain.
1- aap prime minister q nahi bani?
2- Ramleela maidan Delhi me police kisne bheji?
3- Aapka kitna paisa Swiss Bank me jama hai?
Is se phale k sonia jawab deti half time ki bell baj gayi
After half time
Mikku khara ho kar bola- Ma'am mere 5 sawal hai 3 sawal to wo hi hai jo chikku ne poochhe the
4- half time ki bell 20 min pehle kese baj gai?
Akhri sawal
Chikku kaha hai?
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
This couple had 4 sons. The first 3 were tall, fair, redheads with blue eyes and the last one was dark, with curly hair, and short. When the man was on his deathbed, he whispered to his wife- baby, are you sure that you never cheated on me? Our last son is giving me doubts.
Wife swears that he is his son. Husband dies.
Soon after that.
Wife- Thank goodness he didn't ask about the first three sons.
Teacher to Boy : Nalayak class me din bhar
ladkiyo ke saath itni baate kyu karta hai ?
Boy : Madam , main garib hoon.
mere SMS free nahi hai .. 
Traffic police ne car ko roka
"ye road safety ka week hai,
aap belt pehen kar car chala rahe ho, islye apko
Rs.1000 ka inaam diya jata hai, aap is inam ka kya
driver: main is inaam se apna driving licence
pichhli seat pr bethi uski maa boli"iski bat ka yakin
mat kariye. nashe me kuch bhi bolta hai.
uska baap neend se jaga or police ko dekh k bola
"mujhe pata tha k chori ki car me hum zyada door
nahi ja sakte"
tabhi car ki diggi se awaz aai
"bhai humne border par kar liya kya?
Ameer Ladka= Papa bahot garmi hai..
papa= Koi bat ni beta aj ke aj hi ac lagwa dunga
gareeb ladka= papa, aj bahot garmi ho rahi hai.
papa= chal beta, aj ke aj hi tujhe ganja kawa dun!...
Bihar school teacher's killer English:
1. Pick up the paper n fall in the dust-bin!
2. Both of you three, stand together
3. Will u hang that calendar or I'll "HANG
4. Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother
and father!
5. Why r u luking at the monkey outside when
Im in the class...?
6. I have 2 daughters: both r girls.
7. Go and Stand in the midle of the corner!
Ek Bikhari ko lottery lagi to us ne Mandir banwaya.
2nd Bikhari: Tune Mandir kyo banwaya?
Bikhari: Iske samne ab main akele hi bheek mangunga.
The most Dangerous Word in the WorlD
Father :Tumhare Rezult ka kya hua?
Son: Headmster ka beta fail Hai.
Father : Aur tum ?
Son : Doctor ka beta Bhi Fail Hai.
... Father : Aur tumhara result kesa Aaya?
Son : Wo Wakeel Ka Beta B fail Ho gaya Hai.
Father: Kamine me tera puch raha hun.
Son: To Tum konse obama hai tera beta b fail hai!!