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Top 10 Funny Love Sms

Night was dark . . .
Moon was high . . .
Boy stopped bike . . . .
Girl asked why? . . .
He came close.. . .
She felt shy.. . .
& he said .. . . . . . . . .. . . . .
DHAKKA MAAR Heroine Petrol khatam ho gaya hai.......top 10 funny love sms
उनकी गलीसे गुजरा तो चौबारा नजर आया! वा! वा! वा! . . .
उनकी गलीसे गुजरा तो चौबारा नजर आया, . . . . . . . . .
उसकी माँ ने देखा तो बोली, . . . . . . . .
हात पाँव तोड दुंगी,जो दुबारा यहाँ नजर आया!
हीर रो-रो कर रांझे से कह रही है;
हीर रो-रो कर रांझे से कह रही है;
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हाथ छोड़ कमीने मेरी नाक बह रही है। 
Boys use the word 'friendship' to start love,
But girls use the word 'friendship' to end love.
Let's be friends! top 10 funny love sms
Girl: Are you an MBA?
Boy: No, 10th fail... here's my Audi.
Girl: Of course, who did well in life by studying? 
Boy: If you keep looking at me like that I'm going to kiss you.
Girl: Well, hurry up, I can't hold this expression much longer! 
Love aur arrange marriage me kya faraq hai
love marriage me aap apni girlfriend se shadi karte hai
aur arrange marriage me kisi aur ki GF se.....
Nurse ne baby ko santa ke haath mein diya.
Woh kushi se chillaya-
Beta....hua! beta....hua
Nurse chillai- Abbe andhe ki aulad LADKI hui hai!
Meri ungli ko chhod......! 
मुझे एक लड़की का Facebook पर msgs आया... और
बोली:
"अपनी फ़ोटो Facebook प्रोफाइल पर मत डाला करो..." मैंने पुछा: "क्यों...??? वो बोली: . . . "लिपस्टिक से मेरा SmartPhone गन्दा हो जाता है..."
शादी के लिए 36 गुण मिलाने पड़ते हैं
फिर भी इतना प्रेम नहीं होता लेकिन
मित्रता में अगर कोई दो 'अवगुण'
रजनीगंधा और तुलसी मिल गए तो
कुछ घंटो में अटूट प्रेम हो जाता है 

funny love sms

A boy was teaching maths to a girl.
He kissed her & then kissed her again & said, this is addition... :)
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Then the girl kissed him & said, this is subtraction... :)
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Then they kissed each other & said, this is multiplication.
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bt ..
Suddenly the girl's dad came & beat the boy & threw him away & said *this is called DIVISION... :)
Boy : i love u
girl :- i hate u
boy :- why dis kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di ?
Girl :- oh . . .for god's sake stop singing that song .... I love u too
* 5 most undefined things of girls *
1) aap na bahut wo ho
(now what the hell is 'wo') =)
2) Mujhe aapse ye umeed nahi thi
(no one will ever know what was their 'umeed') :/
3) ap pehle jaise nahi rahey
(they will themselves change u as time passes and then throw this dialogue)>:O
4) Sach batana, mai kaisi lag rahi hun
(do dey really mean when they say 'sach batana') =D
5) I am very selfish na
(and they want you to say no dear u r not). :)