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Congratulations. SMS na karne par aapko
.M.B.A. Ki degree di jati hai.
M.B.A.  Bole toh.  Member of Bhikhari Association.
Haso mat dusre bhikhari ko sent karo :)
Yaar ye dekho..













Kisi ne blank sms bhej dia hai.
Tu bata ye koi tarika hai tang krne ka..
Dehati PREMI ne PREMIKA k lye shayri likhi

"Ka Tohar Chaal or Ka Tohar Leela
Ka Tohar Chaal or ka Tohar Leela"
Hm Tohar "tees Mar Khan" or tu Humar "Sheela".
Sweatar bheja hai aapke liye

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Sardi ka Gift hai pehan lena......
Good morning
1 ladki se 1 ladke ne DIL manga,
Ladki ne kaha kal dungi.
Next day ladki 1 bacha lekar ayi aur us ko de diya.
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Batao kyu?
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Kyuki "DIL to BACHCHA hai ji"..
Aishwarya k baby ne susu kiya..
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Abhishek saaf karne gaya

Itne main baby ne kaha!!
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"Mujhpe ek ehsaan karna, k mujhpe koi ehsaan na karna.
Madam: chalo beta is line ko 2 lafzo me bolo."me apse pyar karta hu"
Student:Sory mam
Teri meri,meri teri prem kahani he mushkil.2 lafzo me ye byan n ho paye.
POWER OF MATHS -
1 day a box wasn't opening......
Lawyer came, applied all laws but it
didn't open
Chemist came applied all reaction
but it didn't open
Physician came applied all forces
but it didn't open
Then Mathematician came &
said......
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Let us assume that the box is
open
Girlfrnd ko apni plko pr bitha lo ♥
De k khushi uske sare gum chura
lo ('',)
Pyar karo uski saheli k samne itna
ki
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Uski saheli b aa k kahe "JANU"
mujhe bi pata
lo. :)

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