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Written by rsrajiv25. Posted in Jokes

woh shirt badi nirali thi jo tumne
apane bhai ki shadi me nikali thi ,
tum par mar mitti thi woh ladki ,
joo puri barat me sabse kaali thi
Kyon Mera Dil Dukhate Ho?
Kyon mujhse Har Baat chupate Ho?
Mera to dil hi tut Gaya ye sunkar ki tum

VIM BAR se nahaate ho..!
Tujh Se Naraj Nahi Zindgi
Hairan Hu Mai

Tujh Se Naraj Nahi Zindgi
Hairan Hu Mai

Koi Naya sms-Msg Nahi Ban Raha Yaaro,
Bahut Pareshan Hu Mai
Ek Cinema Theater Wala Gandhiji Ka Bahot Bada Fan Tha,

Toh Ussne Apne Theater Ka Naam “Gandhi Ji Ki Dhoti” Rakh Diya,

Usske Baad Jab Bhi Koi Nayi Film Lagti To Paper Mein Likha Aata.

Gandhiji Ki Dhoti Mein “Halchal”

Gandhiji Ki Dhoti Mein “Hungama”

Gandhiji Ki Dhoti Mein “Anakonda

Gandhiji Ki Dhoti Mein “Bhul Bhulaiya”

Gandhiji Ki Dhoti Mein “Koi Mil Gaya”

Gandhiji Ki Dhoti Mein “Aag”

Gandhiji Ki Dhoti Mein “Refugi“

hindi jokes | jokes in hindi | latest, new funny sms 2012

1-8 year old
girls love mom
8-14 year love dad
14-25 girls love "SALMAN"
25-50 love Husband
50-100
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ohh write ur own wife name friends :) 
Boy apni girlfrnd
se:-
yu mat kheench tu mujhe apni taraf SANAM..
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Branded T-SHIRT hai.
phat gayi to bahut
pitegi, maa kasam
Boy: Chalti hai kya 9 se 12... .?
Girl: Chal... ..:)
Boy: Kahan.. ..???
Girl: Principal ke paas.... .
Boy: Lo ab apni behan se mazak bhi
nhi kr skte kya.... ?
Girl: Bewakuf Chutti mangne....  :)  :) 
Difference between GF & Wife?
GF-Beauty, Wf-Duty
GF-Pension, Wf- Tension,
GF-Yummy, Wf-Vehmi ,
GF-Cool, Wf-Fool,
GF-Tutti-Fruity , Wf-Kismat Futi
GF-Fresh Cake, Wf-Earthquake

tcher 2 student-beta ans sheet pr sabse phle kya likhna chahiye?
student -is sheet par likhe gye ans kalpnik h jinka kisi b book se koi smbandh nhi h or
yadi koi sambandh hai to wo co-incidence hoga..
Rikshewala: Bus Stop k 20 rs.
Santa: Saman b sath me hai.
Riskhewala:- Saman Free hai.
Santa:- Okay saman le chal maine padal aata hu.
Patient to Nurse: ‘I Love You’
Tumne to mera Dil hi Chura
Liya”. NURSE : “chal jhoota ,
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Mene to sirf tumhaari Kidney churai
hai”
Kal Fir ek Ladki Nazar Aa Gayi,

Jiski Pehli Baar Me Surat Dil Ko Bha Gayi,

Le Gaya Dinner Pe Jo Use

Bhookhi 2000 Ka Khana Akeli Kha Gayi.

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comedy jokes | hindi sms jokes

Written by rsrajiv25. Posted in Funny

Fasting for New Generation: Living 1 Day without -
1. Mobile
2. Vehicle
3. Facebook
4. Electricity
5. Internet
Facebook is now like home,
if you don't come back in 24 hours
it means you are either lost, dead, sick or had an accident
American farts & says: Excuse me? Britishers farts & says: Pardon

me! Japanese farts & says: Forgive me but Indian farts & says: Not

me!
New age poem

Chatting chatting.?

Yes Papaaa.

With new girl frnds.?

No Papaaa.

Telling lies.?

No Papaaa.

Open ur facebook..

Ha ha ha.
a mind blowing fact:no mater whether boys ride 220cc pulsur or 350cc

royal enfields, it cannot overtake a beautiful girl's 80cc

scooty....!!!
Fighting styles. . . . .
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1980's nukkad pe mil tu !
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1990's adde pe aa tu, batata hu
.... . . . .
2000's sports club me mil tu dekhta hu tujhe !
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2011's ab aa sale tu facebook pe aise aise comment krunga ,
saala account he delete krna padega.
No Quality+No Style=Laloo
No Quality but Style=Sania,
Quality but No Style=Abdul kalam.
Quality+Style =?

Guess....



One N only ....Me...Myself :) 

3"GADHE Zoo
Se Farar Ho Gaye He.

1
TV"Dekh Raha
He

2
Football"Khel
Raha He

3rd


Nahi Aap Nahi,
Hamesha Aisa Hi
Kyu Sochte
Ho? Wo Mil Nahi
Raha..
Zindagi me kabhi haar na mano,
Apni life me itna aage badho,
Itna aage badho,
Ke aage wala pareshan hokar kahe....,



"ekdam kapaare par chadh jaeibe kaa ".
ek sher arz hai
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Udhar bhi sitam ho gaya....
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Udhar bhi sitam ho gaya...
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Jyada buttan mat dabao
msg khatam ho gaya.
The worlds most funny moment:
An insecure girl nervously asks her guy to describe her in one

word..!
She silently prays that he would say something nice like...
Gorgeous
Sweet,
Cute,
Beautiful, etc....
The guy looks up, meets her eyes and with a half crooked smile

says.....
"MINE".....!!.....................................John Abraham
A Picture Can Describe
Thousand Words ....!
But
With The Help 0f
Photo-shop
...It Can Tell Thousand Lies...

some theories where we differ from our teachers : > what they call

"dumbness" we call" patience", > what they call "copying" we call

"team work" > what they call "proxy" we call "commitment" > what

they call "mass bunk" we call "unity" AND > what they call

"friendship" we call "life"
Ur smile can be compared with Flowers,
Ur voice can b compared with a cuckoo,
Ur innocence can b compared with a baby,
but in foolishness… You’ve got no comparisons
When u feel sad …
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say …
“damn I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness …
But don’t make this a habit .. Coz liars go to hell !!!!
Orkut pe ladki patayi,
Facebook pe bat chalayi,
Twitter pe dad se milayi,
Google pe shadi karai.
Yahoo pe divorce ho gaya,
Isi bahane computer course ho gaya
Never
say I failed 99 times say I
discovered 99 ways
which causes failure"
By:Thomas Alva
...Edison. . . . ....... . . . . . ....
Moral: Beshram ho jana
lekin apni galti mat maan
na.
Mai ChandraMukhi
Tu SurajMukhi

Mai Tujh Se Dukhi
Tu Mujh Se Dukhi
...
To Fir Ek Kaam Kar

Building Se Kud Ja

Fir

Tu Bi Sukhi
Mai Bi Suki
Student ki note book k last page par kya milega??
Ans:
1. love ke % check karne wali game.
2. Pen ko chalane ke liye ki gayi lines.
3. silent class me bat karne k liye likhi gayi baatein.
4. exams k liye imps.
5. aadha page fata hua.
6. cross v/s zero game.
7. vacation me kya kya karna he uski list.
8. kis ko kitna udar lautana he ya lena he wo.
9. firne gaye the uska hisab.
& Most Importantly...
10. Apna sign wid diff diff typs....
Happy Students Lyf..Its not boring frndzz..
Do ladkiyan baatein kar rahi thi
ek gori aur ek kali

Kali gori se: Tu kon si cream lagati hai

Gori: "Fair & Lovely" aur tu

piche baithe ladke ne bola : "Cherry Blossom"

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