sms msg | latest funny sms jokes | Majedar Chutkule

By | July 9, 2012

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History ke teacher ne puchha-kalidas ka 1 bhai joote banata tha, uska naam kya tha? SANTA ne socha bahut socha phir jawab diya -'addidas'
Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya.. Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge. Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai. Banta: kya kiya? Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai 
New style of break up: A boy gifted a diwali rocket to GF. GF: What the hell is this? Boy: u wanted stars na now sit on dis n get lost!

majedar chutkule,

Boy sends friend request to Girl on Facebook :- Girl :- Kaunn ho tum ? Boy :- Hasrat tumhari ....... Girl :- Chahte kya ho ? Boy : Mohhabat tumhari ...... ... Girl:- Pachtaoge tum .......... Boy :- Kismat hamari ......... Girl :- Married hoon main ...... Boy: To Status single se hata Manhoos Naari

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Bacha maa se-mom ye pregnant kya hota hai ?? ~ ~ ~ Mom ne gusse se dekha toh wo samja ki gusse ko pregnant kehte hai...!! ~ ~ ~ ~ 2nd day bacha school se aate hue ek ladki k upar gir gaya.....!! ~ ladki ki maa chilla kar boli: ye kya badtameezi hai ? ~ Bacha bolo- Gira teri beti k upar hu or pregnant tu ho rahi hai ...!

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Santa Ko Thane Mein Laya Gaya . Aur Police Inpector Ke Aage Pesh Kiya Gaya . Inspector: “Tumne Is Bechare Bikhari Ko Itna Kyu Maara?”. . . Santa: “Mene Isko Kitni Baar Bola Ki Main Aisa Waisa Aadmi Nahi Hoon, Fir Bhi Sala Bolta Hai, Ek Baar De De Baba“ .
Ek ladka ek ladki se khta hai “jhalak dikhla ja jhalak dikhla ja” wo chappal nikaalke kehti hai - ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja aaja aaja...

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