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History ke teacher ne puchha-kalidas ka 1 bhai joote banata tha, uska naam kya tha?
SANTA ne socha bahut socha phir jawab diya -'addidas'
Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya..
Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.
Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai.
Banta: kya kiya?
Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai 
New style of break up: A boy gifted a diwali rocket to GF.
GF: What the hell is this?
Boy: u wanted stars na now sit on dis n get lost!

majedar chutkule,

Boy sends friend request to Girl on Facebook :-
Girl :- Kaunn ho tum ?
Boy :- Hasrat tumhari .......
Girl :- Chahte kya ho ?
Boy : Mohhabat tumhari ...... ...
Girl:- Pachtaoge tum ..........
Boy :- Kismat hamari .........
Girl :- Married hoon main ......
Boy: To Status single se hata Manhoos Naari

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Bacha maa se-mom ye pregnant kya hota hai ??
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Mom ne gusse se dekha toh wo samja ki gusse ko pregnant kehte hai...!!
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~ 2nd day bacha school se aate hue ek ladki k upar gir gaya.....!!
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ladki ki maa chilla kar boli: ye kya badtameezi hai ?
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Bacha bolo- Gira teri beti k upar hu or pregnant tu ho rahi hai ...!

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Santa Ko Thane Mein Laya Gaya
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Aur Police Inpector Ke Aage Pesh Kiya Gaya
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Inspector: “Tumne Is Bechare Bikhari Ko Itna Kyu Maara?”.
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Santa: “Mene Isko Kitni Baar Bola Ki Main Aisa
Waisa Aadmi Nahi Hoon, Fir Bhi Sala Bolta Hai, Ek
Baar De De Baba“ .
Ek ladka ek ladki se khta hai
“jhalak dikhla ja jhalak dikhla ja”

wo chappal nikaalke kehti hai - ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja aaja aaja...

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