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Sardar Jokes in Hindi | Sardar jokes latest

Written by rsrajiv25. Posted in Sardar Jokes

driver:- sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ,gadi aage nhi ja sakti........
sardar:_ oh shit yaar. chal phir vapas mod le
Sardar proposed girl wid a romantic poem - kutta mar gaya razai me, mein pagal hua teri judai mein.... Haathi naali me beh nahi sakta, ye sardar tere bin reh nahi sakta.....
ek sardar ke 20 bachay the 1 din uski wife ne poocha: Mein kaisi lag

rahi hoon? Sardar: Roop tera mastana paas mere mat aana, phool koi

phir se na khil jaye
Sardar GUN ly kr Darwaazay pr Kharaa huaa tha, Wife: y r u standing

here?
Sardar: Sher kaa Shikaar karnay jaa Rahaa hun, Wife: Tou Jao
Sardar: Kaise Jaon bahar KUTTA Kharaa hai 
Sardar apne sir ko pani me duba rha tha.
Biwi- kya hua?
Sardar- dimag chalta nhi hai.
Biwi- to pani me q dubaya hai?
Sardar- dekh rha hu ki panchar to nahi hai.

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