santa banta non veg jokes



Santa was fondling a lady in a crowded bus.
Lady : Excuse me, aap ye achha nahi kar rahe hain!
Santa : Itni bheed mein is se achha nahi ho sakta Madam!.
Ek Ladki Ke T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha
AAmul – The Taste Of IIndia.
Use Dekh Kar Santa Bahut Khush Hua,
Aur Apni Pent Pe Likhva Liya
KKurkure – TTedha Hai Par Mera Hai.
Jeeto was going to Chandigarh for vacations. At the time of packing.
Santa thinks: Kitni bholi hai, main saath nahin jaa raha phir bhi condom saath le jaa rahi hai.
Judge : Why do u want divorce?
Banta : She doesn't satisfy me in bed!
Preeto (Wife) : Tu yahan ka collector laga hai? Sari colony khush hai, ek tumari aag nahin bujati hu.

santa banta non veg jokes

Santa apni biwi k office gaya to usne dekha k uski biwi boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.
Santa:- Chal preeto, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna jahan staff ke liye kursi bhi na ho.
Santa Ke Ghar Ek Kuttiya Thi Aur Vo Pregnant Thi,
Santa Roj Bhagwan Se Prathna Karta Tha Ke: “Hey Bhagwan Kutta Ya Kuttiya Hi Ho”
Banta Ne Ek Din Use Ye Kahte Suna To Badi Hairani Se Bola.
Banta: “Abe Is mein Mangne Wali Kya Baat Hai? Kutta Ya Kutti Hi To Honge”
Santa Sharmate Hue: “Nahi Yaar, Beech-Beech Mein Main Bhi Pange Le Liya Karta Tha“



santa banta non veg jokes

Santa Se Kisi Interview Pe Chaar Cheeze Puchi Gayi
Ki Bataye Ki Aapki Strength, Weakness, Opportunity & Threat Kya Hai
Santa Ne Bada Soch Samajh Ke Jawab Diya
Strength – My Wife, Preeto.
Weakness – Bantas Wife, Jeeto.
Opportunity – When Banta Is On Tour.
Threat – When I Am On Tour.
Santa Ki Wife Tours & Travels Magazine Padhte Hue Boli.
Wife: “Is Baar 2nd Honeymoon Ke Liye Greece Try Karen”
Santa: “Kyo? Sarson Ke Tel Mein Kya Kharabi Hai“
Santa Ke Ghar Jab Pappu Hua To Uski Kunwari Saali Kuch Din Rahne Ke Liye Uske Ghar Aayi
Ek Din Santa Ne Apni Sali Ko Bola: “Teri Didi Busy Hai, Tu Pappu Ko Doodh Hi Pila De”
Sali Hairan Hokar: “Jija Ji, Mere Ko To Doodh Hi Nahi Aata”
Santa Bhi Hairan Ho Gaya: “Kamal Hai, Display To Bahut Bhari Hai Aur Stock Kuch Bhi Nahi?“
Santa Roz Biwi Ko Love Ke Waqt Bolta Tha.
Santa: “Aur Tight Kar – Aur Tight Kar, Achhe Se Tight Kar”
Biwi Tang Aakar Ek Din Gusse Se Boli: “Idiot, Bahar Jaa Ke Ganne Ke Juice Ki Machine Main Dal Le, Tight Bhi Pura Hoga Aur Juice Bhi Jyada Niklega“

santa banta non veg jokes

Santa Bada Dukhi Sa Hokar Apne Ek Khas Doctor Dost Ke Pass Jata Hai Aur Apni Samsya Batata Hai
Santa: “Doctor Sahab, Koi Sasta Trika Batao Pregnency Rokne Ka?”
Doctor: “Condom Lo”
Santa: “Mahanga Hai”
Doctor: “Mala Di Lo”
Santa: “Ye Bhi Mahangi Hai”
Doctor: “Nasbandi Karwa Lo”
Santa: “Ye Bhi Kafi Mahangi Hai”
Doctor Gusse Se: “To kal se bibi ke sath sona chor do”
Doctor Asks Santa To Give His Urine, Stool & Sperm Sample For His Yearly Checkup
Santa: “I’m In A Hurry Doctor, Can I Leave My Underwear Here“



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