non veg sms hindi

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non veg sms hindi

DIFFRENT PHASES OF SEX LIFE:

AGE 20 - DIN RAAT,

AGE 28 - ROZ RAAT,

AGE 38 - JUMME RAAT,

AGE 48 - CHAND RAAT,

AGE 58 - ONLY JAZBAAT,

AGE 68 - GALAT BAAT....
Suhag raat ko dulha bola: Priye bolo,
aaj tujhe chand pe le jaun ya taaron me?
Dulhan: Pehle apna Rocket dikhao,
phir decide karungi.
Girl: Darling tumne mujhme aisa kya dekha ki tumhe mujhse pyar ho gaya?
Boy: Darling abhi kuch dekha hi kahan hai, dekhne ke liye hi to tumse pyar kar raha hu!!!
sham diyon se sajaye bethe hain
khusbo hathon pe lagaye bethe hain
hamari diwangi ki had to Dekho
unhe raat ko aana hain
hum dophre se cndom charai bethe hain




non veg sms hindi

Dr: Jor se saans lijiye, Lambi saans, aur Lambi then a sound came "khatak"
Dr: Oh! lagata hai aapka rib fracture hai.
Lady: Chup raho, meri bra ka huk toot gya hai.
Ladki: Tum Honeymoon k liye kahan kahan Gayi thi?
Saheli: Shimla, Kasauli, Mussoorie, Nanitaal.
Ladki: Achhaa... kya kya dekha Wahan pe?
Saheli: Sirf CEILING FAN!
take my advice ..
don't take umbrealla on a rainy day..
keep whisper on your head
kyonki yeh ghanto tak geele pan ka ehsaas
bhi na hone de...
happy monsoon....
Wife: Muje lagta hai apka Rita k saath najayaz rishta hai.
Hubby: Ye tum kaise keh sakti ho?
Wife: Kal jab uske husband aye, to apki underwerr pehne huye the.
Pehle KISS karo,
phir PALANG per leta do,
phir CHADDI utar do,
phir NICHE haath lagao,
.
.
.
.
Aur check karo k
BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na

non veg sms hindi

Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!
Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei
sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?

Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k
larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai …




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