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latest new funny jokes sms of boy girl

Written by rsrajiv25. Posted in Funny

Boy and Girl alone in the car.
Girl: Aaj mai tumhe wo jagah dikhaungi jaha mere Titnus ka injection laga tha.
Boyfriend: (Excited) Sahi me Yaar.
Girl: Haa dekho, Gupta Nursing Home


Main ghar late aaya to Dad ne poochha: "Where were you?"
Maine kaha: "Friend ke ghar tha..."
Dad ne mere hi saamne mere 10 friends ko call kiya.
4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle, yahin par tha..."
2 ne kaha: "Abhi just nikla hai..."
3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, padh raha hai, phone dun kya?"
1 ne toh hadd hi kar di, kaha: "Haan Papa bolo kya hua...!!!" :) 
Ab bolo "Har ek friend zaroori hota hai!":)
Dard bhari kahani:

Garib ka beta : Maa mene sapna dekha k mera 1 pair zameen par aur dusra aasman me..

Maa: Is tarah k sapne mat dekha kar,
ek hi chaddi h wo b phat jayegi..
Ek ladka apni grl frnd ko le kar ghumne jata hai,
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aur boht tez barish ho rahi hoti hai.
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Socho boht tez barish ladka ladki akele socho kya hota hai

socho
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socho
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Nhi pata
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ladki ka makeup utar jata hai or ladka dar k bhaag jata hai..
Killer PJs Shayri

Arz Kia Hai-
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Later The Bus, LOnger The Que,

Later The Bus, LOnger The Que,
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Shorter The Girl's Skirt, AwsOme The View..!! :) 
Lover :- "Wo Meri Nahi Ho Sakti Toh
Aur Kisi Ki B Nahi Ho Sakti.... "
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Friends :- Aur Agar Teri Huwi To Kya Sabki Hogi.....???
Jab"LADKI"Facebook pe tmse baat
na kare to usse kaise baat
karoge"........
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Socho yaar ......?

Are yaar bhut simple hai....

Uske WALL pe likh do mere inbox me
"I lOve U"kyu bheja.... be creative..:)

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