latest new funny jokes sms of boy girl

By | January 17, 2012
Boy and Girl alone in the car. Girl: Aaj mai tumhe wo jagah dikhaungi jaha mere Titnus ka injection laga tha. Boyfriend: (Excited) Sahi me Yaar. Girl: Haa dekho, Gupta Nursing Home
 
Main ghar late aaya to Dad ne poochha: "Where were you?" Maine kaha: "Friend ke ghar tha..." Dad ne mere hi saamne mere 10 friends ko call kiya. 4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle, yahin par tha..." 2 ne kaha: "Abhi just nikla hai..." 3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, padh raha hai, phone dun kya?" 1 ne toh hadd hi kar di, kaha: "Haan Papa bolo kya hua...!!!" :) Ab bolo "Har ek friend zaroori hota hai!":)
Dard bhari kahani: Garib ka beta : Maa mene sapna dekha k mera 1 pair zameen par aur dusra aasman me.. Maa: Is tarah k sapne mat dekha kar, ek hi chaddi h wo b phat jayegi..
Ek ladka apni grl frnd ko le kar ghumne jata hai, . . . aur boht tez barish ho rahi hoti hai. ... ... ... . . . Socho boht tez barish ladka ladki akele socho kya hota hai socho . . . . socho . Nhi pata . . . . ladki ka makeup utar jata hai or ladka dar k bhaag jata hai..
Killer PJs Shayri Arz Kia Hai- . . Later The Bus, LOnger The Que, Later The Bus, LOnger The Que, . . . . . . . . . . Shorter The Girl's Skirt, AwsOme The View..!! :)
Lover :- "Wo Meri Nahi Ho Sakti Toh Aur Kisi Ki B Nahi Ho Sakti.... " . . . . Friends :- Aur Agar Teri Huwi To Kya Sabki Hogi.....???
Jab"LADKI"Facebook pe tmse baat na kare to usse kaise baat karoge"........ ...... ...... ...... ? ? ...... Socho yaar ......? Are yaar bhut simple hai.... Uske WALL pe likh do mere inbox me "I lOve U"kyu bheja.... be creative..:)

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