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Written by rsrajiv25. Posted in Funny

SARDAR was sitting in toilet, but potty was not coming....!!
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SARDAR- "ab Aa bhi ja..!! Mai tenu kha thodi javanga....!!
gØØÐ mØrnÎnG frnDs
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Do u know Y smart people always say, "They r busy"?
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Still think?
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I'll tell u later. Right now, I am busy!!
Santa ne 1 Intelligent sawal pucha,
or
Banta(Teacher)- bayhosh ho gaya!

Sawal tha...
BLACK is a color,
WHITE is a color
but,
BLACK & WHITE TV
is not a COLOR TV.
WHY?
WHY?
Tujhe dekh k khara hota hai Meri Hasraton ka Minar . . .
 wah wah Aa Jhuk zara main dal dun..
Tere GaLe mein Phoolon ka Haar
You Double meaning thinking people :)
BE POSITIVE Yaar :)


2011 se kya seekha..??
Thappad se dar nahi lagta pyar se lagta hai..!!

Munni badnaam, sheila jawan ho sakti hai..!!

Dil dedo nahi to dil ka achaar dal jayega..!!

Tirchhee najar se dil penchar ho sakta hai or tyre bhi..!!

'Tinku' and 'Jiya' isak ka manjan ghiste hain..!!

4 baje tak party baaki rehti hai..!!

We can call jalebi as jalebi bai..!!

12 mahino mein 12 tarike se pyar karne ki techniques..!!

Govt Can maaf 7 khoon..!!

Ravan apni wife ko pyar se chammak challo bulata tha..!!

Aap apne brother ki dulhan par bhi line maar sakte hain..!!

Teri meri prem kahani mushkil ho sakti hai agr bodyguard beech mein aa jaye..!!

Emraan hashmi ki har picture dirty nahi ho sakti..!!

Asli don se jyada kamaai movie ke don kar sakte hain..!!

2011 definitely rocks :) ;) m/ welcome '2'0'1'2' 
Boy : My Girlfriend broke up with me
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boyfriend .
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Friend : Really Bad ,
What did you... do ?
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Boy : I sent those pics to her Dad ... DHinka
chika...!!
Boy: I Love you..♥ !
Girl: Hahahahaha

Boy: I Won't Live without you.
Girl: Hahahahahahaha =p
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Boy: I Will Die For You..
Girl: Hahahahahahahaha..

Boy: I will Gift You a Gold Ring..
Girl: Awwwww.. Pakka ???

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Boy: Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha.
Shadi me Santa bahot der tak kha Rha tha
Banta-kab tak khaoge Snta-Mai Khud kha kha k dukhi hu Par kya kru card me likha tha Dinner 7 to 10PM. 
Santa Bank Me Paise nikalne Gya. Lady Casier ne kaha So-So ke du to Chalega?
Santa=Pagli Tere sath to khade khade bhi Chlega   :)
Waiter:- Your bill Sir
Laloo:- Take my Card
Waiter:- But Sir, this is Student Card
Laloo:- ae burbak(Fool)  To phir bahar kya
... mazaak me likha hai
"ALL CARDS ACCEPTED"??!! :) :)
Only 1% girls become wives of their lovers.
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The remaining 99% become their Facebook passwords! :)
Modern Style wedding:
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Pujari: Do u both agree to change your Facebook status to married?
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Couple: Yes, we do.
Pujari: Vivaah Sampann! ...:)
Similarity between FACEBOOK & JAIL:
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In both cases people sit, waste time and write on Walls! 
Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
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Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge ..
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Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao..
*Breakup Story*
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grl-Hi baby :)
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Boy Hey my lovely GF(snding faild)
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Girl-R u dere?
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Boy-Yes yes m here..(snding failed)
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Girl-R u ignoring me or what!!!
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Boy- im not baby..m right here(snding failed)
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Girl- Its over.. dont u ever talk 2 me agn.. huh
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Boy- kamini kahi ki.... gO To hELLL (message sent) ....
*`•.¸(¯`•.•´¯)¸.•´ ♥
☆ º ♥ `•.¸.•´ ♥ º ☆.¸¸.•´¯`♥
truE lines- aapke liye :)
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O Friend ji

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Tussi Mittha Aam ho
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Coca-Cola ka Jaam ho
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Sar Dard ka Baam ho
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Sab kuch Thik h
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Bs status pe *like* or *c0mment* nhi krte Is liye Badnam hai 
Teacher - Homework kyu nahi kiya..??

Student - TV dekh raha tha. Mood nahi tha...

Teacher - (Slap) Batamiz muh pe jawab deta hai..??

Student -"Kyun sach ka sabak sikhaaye, jab sach sunn bhi na paaye,
Sach koi bole toh tu niyam kanoon bataaye,
Tera darr, tera pyaar, teri waah, tu hi rakh
Saadda haq, aithe rakh..."

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