A Baggar Found Rs. 100
He Went To A 5 Star Hotel For Dinner..
Bill Rs. 3000
He was unable to pay..!!
Manager Handed Him To Police..!!
He Gave 100rs To Police & Free..!!
Its Called FINANCIAL MANAGMENT Without MBA..!!
A frustated engg. studnt tells his
girl friend on date,
"aaj paise tu de de,
placement hote hi lauta dunga..!!
Teacher: "3 Idiots" film dehkne ke
baad aap ko kya lesson mila?
Pappu: Mam yehi ki..... Engineering
padh kar bhi Medical ki ladki fasaai
jaa sakti hai
Teacher: Shut up & get out !
Tinku: Mam main bataau ?
Teacher: Very good Tinku !
Tinku: Mam college ke 1st day
Underwear zaroor pehenna
Teacher: U also get out !
Chintu: Mam main batau ?
Teacher: Arre Chintu, you are a
brilliant student.... ye sahi
Chintu: Mam Doctor ke alaawa
Engineer bhi delivery karwa sakta
Wife Comes Home Late At Night And Quietly Opens The Door To Her Bedroom.
Under The Blanket She Sees Four Legs Instead Of Two.
She Reaches For A Cricket Bat
And Starts Hitting The Blanket As Hard As She Can. :O
Once She's Done, She Goes To The Kitchen To Have A Drink.
She Sees Her Husband There, Reading A Magazine.
Husband : "Hi Darling","Your Parents Have Come To Visit Us
So L Let Them Stay In Our Bedroom
Hope You Have Said Hello.
HaHaHaHaHa :) Aur kero shak :)
What is the difference b/w wife and saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duty,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat photi,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake..