A Baggar Found Rs. 100 He Went To A 5 Star Hotel For Dinner.. Bill Rs. 3000 He was unable to pay..!! Manager Handed Him To Police..!! He Gave 100rs To Police & Free..!! Its Called FINANCIAL MANAGMENT Without MBA..!!
A frustated engg. studnt tells his girl friend on date, . . . . . . . . . . . "aaj paise tu de de, placement hote hi lauta dunga..!!
Teacher: "3 Idiots" film dehkne ke baad aap ko kya lesson mila? Pappu: Mam yehi ki..... Engineering padh kar bhi Medical ki ladki fasaai jaa sakti hai Teacher: Shut up & get out ! Tinku: Mam main bataau ? Teacher: Very good Tinku ! Bataao....... Tinku: Mam college ke 1st day Underwear zaroor pehenna chahiye Teacher: U also get out ! Chintu: Mam main batau ? Teacher: Arre Chintu, you are a brilliant student.... ye sahi bataayega.... Chintu: Mam Doctor ke alaawa Engineer bhi delivery karwa sakta hai :)
Wife Comes Home Late At Night And Quietly Opens The Door To Her Bedroom. Under The Blanket She Sees Four Legs Instead Of Two. She Reaches For A Cricket Bat And Starts Hitting The Blanket As Hard As She Can. :O Once She's Done, She Goes To The Kitchen To Have A Drink. She Sees Her Husband There, Reading A Magazine. Husband : "Hi Darling","Your Parents Have Come To Visit Us So L Let Them Stay In Our Bedroom Hope You Have Said Hello. HaHaHaHaHa :) Aur kero shak :)
What is the difference b/w wife and saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duty, Saali is passion, Wife is tension, Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa, Saali is tuty-fruity, Wife is qismat photi, Saali is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake..
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