husband wife jokes in hindi

Wife koma Me Chali Gai,
husband Murda Samajh Kar jalane Chala..
Raaste Me Arthi Khambe Se Takrane Se Aurat Ko Hosh Aagaya..
1 Saal Baad wife sach me mar gayi..
Sab Log 'RAM RAM SATYA HAI' Bolte Huye Ja Rahe The,
Lekin
husband Ki Zuban Pe Ek Hi Baat Thi ;
"Khamba Bacha Ke"
"Khamba Bacha Ke"
As per research

A man speaks 25,000 words daily
&
A woman speaks 30,000
...
Problem starts when husband comes home
from office after consuming his 25,000 words
&
wife starts her 30,000....
A woman was kidnapped, the kidnapper cut her finger and sent to her husband to ask money.

Husband replied
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"I want more proof, Send me her HEAD NOW. :) :) 
B.v ghusse se:
Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan kahan se aaya ??

Husband: Main khud pareshan hoon ..
Shirt to us waqt mene pehni hui hi nahi thee :) 
Wife : i saw in my
dream tat u were
buying a diamond
... ring 4 me...
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Husband :
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I saw yur dad
paying da bill 

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