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husband wife jokes in hindi

Written by rsrajiv25. Posted in Jokes

Wife koma Me Chali Gai,
husband Murda Samajh Kar jalane Chala..
Raaste Me Arthi Khambe Se Takrane Se Aurat Ko Hosh Aagaya..
1 Saal Baad wife sach me mar gayi..
Sab Log 'RAM RAM SATYA HAI' Bolte Huye Ja Rahe The,
Lekin
husband Ki Zuban Pe Ek Hi Baat Thi ;
"Khamba Bacha Ke"
"Khamba Bacha Ke"
As per research

A man speaks 25,000 words daily
&
A woman speaks 30,000
...
Problem starts when husband comes home
from office after consuming his 25,000 words
&
wife starts her 30,000....
A woman was kidnapped, the kidnapper cut her finger and sent to her husband to ask money.

Husband replied
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"I want more proof, Send me her HEAD NOW. :)  :)  
B.v ghusse se:
Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan kahan se aaya ??

Husband: Main khud pareshan hoon ..
Shirt to us waqt mene pehni hui hi nahi thee :)  
Wife : i saw in my
dream tat u were
buying a diamond
... ring 4 me...
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Husband :
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I saw yur dad
paying da bill 

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