Wife koma Me Chali Gai, husband Murda Samajh Kar jalane Chala.. Raaste Me Arthi Khambe Se Takrane Se Aurat Ko Hosh Aagaya.. 1 Saal Baad wife sach me mar gayi.. Sab Log 'RAM RAM SATYA HAI' Bolte Huye Ja Rahe The, Lekin husband Ki Zuban Pe Ek Hi Baat Thi ; "Khamba Bacha Ke" "Khamba Bacha Ke"
As per research A man speaks 25,000 words daily & A woman speaks 30,000 ... Problem starts when husband comes home from office after consuming his 25,000 words & wife starts her 30,000....
A woman was kidnapped, the kidnapper cut her finger and sent to her husband to ask money. Husband replied . . . . . . . . "I want more proof, Send me her HEAD NOW. :) :)
B.v ghusse se: Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan kahan se aaya ?? Husband: Main khud pareshan hoon .. Shirt to us waqt mene pehni hui hi nahi thee :)
Wife : i saw in my dream tat u were buying a diamond ... ring 4 me... . . . . Husband : . . I saw yur dad paying da bill