hot love sms hindi

Ladki aur chai mein hamesha 6 qualities honi chahiye
Garam ho, Tez ho, Meethi ho, Doodh jyada ho, 5 minute mein taiyyar ho, and Raat bhar sone na de

Boy to girl in a party: Kitne bhai behen ho!
Girl: 8
Boy: Maa Baap ko aur koi kaam nahi tha kya?
Girl: Tum kitne ho?
Boy: 1
Girl: Baap me dam nahi tha kya?
Wat is d tragedy of hindi film sholay?

Ek to thakur ki biwi nahi thi upar se gabbar ne uske haath bhi kaat diye!!
Man n Monkey

What Is comman Between Man And Monkey???

Monkey Dal Par Uchalta hai and
Man Dal Kar Uchalta Hai.
LADY (BRA LETE WAQT) -
Apake yaha Bra ki koun
koun si size hai?
SARDAR: Small, medium, Large,
Extra Large, Bapp re bapp, aur
Hey Bhagwan... Koun si dun Madam?
Girl goes 2 Dr with mom
Girl-Medical checkup krana hai
Dr-sare kapde utar k parde k piche let jao... Girl-mera nahi mummy ka!
Dr oh!...mataji Jeeb bahar nikaaliye.
dost teri dosti itni pyari h
Lo abb mere jawani bas tumhari h










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