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Written by rsrajiv25. Posted in Funny

Beti: Me Maa Banne Wali Hu..
Papa: Besaram, Kya Keh Rahi He ?
Beti: Aap Ne Hi To Kaha tha Jab tak Me Kuch Ban Nahi Jati Aap 'ACTIVA' Nahi Dilaoge..
Ox-a kya bolti tu?
Cow-a kya m bolu?
Ox-sun
cow-suna?
Ox-aati kya gowshala?
Cow-kya kru aa k m gowshala?
Ox-ghumenge,fir enge,ghash charenge,gobar karenge or kya'
Father: Exam me kitne no. aaye
Santa: 1 nahi aaya, baaki pure aaye hai
Father: Saabas, 99 no laya hai mera beta
Santa: Nahi maine kaha 100 me se 1 nahi aaya, 00 aaye hai
Ek Lohaar ki biwi ke 101 bacche the .......
Ye sunakar media wale waha pahunch gaye .........
Media walo ne pucha :- kya ye 101 bacche tumhare hain.........
Lohaar ki biwi ne kaha :- nahi ,100 sunaar ke 1 Lohaar ka ..........!!!!! !!!!
Wife: Agar mai Gum ho jau to tum kya karoge?
Husband: mai akhbar mein ishtehar dunga
Wife: Kya Likhwayoge?
Husband:
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"Jisko Mili Uski"
1 Machhar suicide karne k liye chhipkali k samne jake bola
Plz eat me
But chhipkali ne usse khane se mna kar diya
why?
socho
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Bcoz us din
Karvachoth tha..
Buddhe Buddhi ne Jwani ke dino ki yaad taaza karne ka faisla kiya.
Agle din Buddha Phool laker whi phuncha Jha jo Jwani me mila karte the. Buddha khadakhada Thak gya Lakin BuddhiNhi ayi.
Ghr Jaker Buddha Gusse se chilaya: Ayi kyo Nhi?
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Buddhi sharma kr boli: Mummy ne ane nhi diya..!
Agr koi ladki aapko rah chlte bhai keh de to ghbrane ka nhi
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Ek thapad laga ke bolo
idhar kya kar rhi ho?
Ghar jao.
Ek yug tha jab log apne gharke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA
Phir likha: SHUBH LABH
Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME
Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN
Medam boy se- kahan h copy, kahan h pen?
boy- jabse tumhe dekha,kya copy kya pen?
Tare mast-mast 2 nain,
mere dil ka le gye chen,
gayab h copy or kho gye pen....
Father: Math Main Kyon Fail ho Gaye?
Son: Teacher kehti hain k 3+5=8
Aglay Din Kehti Hain k 4+4=8
Phir Kehti Hain k 6+2=8
Unko Khud he Confirm Nahi to Mujhe kya paas Karengi…!
Great funny Line:

Jab Zindgi Hasaye Tab Samjhna Ki Ache Krmo Ka Fal Hai
Or
Jab Zindgi Rulaye Tab Samjhna Ki Ache Karm Karne ka waqt Aa Gaya Hai :) 
Ek pagal ek din Aaina dekh raha tha! dekh kar sochne laga ise kahi dekha he...
thodi der sochne ke baad..

'O teri.. ye to vahi he jiske sath me baal katva ne gaya tha!! 
Husband calls
from Delhi to his
wife in Mumbai..

Servant picks ....the phone

Husband : Memsaab Se baat karvao !

Servant : Wo to sahab ke saath kamre me hai.

Husband : Par sahab to mai hun

Servant : Ab mai kya karu?

Husband : Maar de dono ko, Mai hold karta hun

After killing..

Servant : Lasho ka kya kru?

Husband : Ghar k pichhe swimming pool me phenk de..

Servant : Par hamare ghar me to swimming pool hi nahi hai..

Husband : Oh Sorry.. Wrong Number. 
 Santa khali baitha tha
Bnta: kya kAr rahe ho?
Snta: Badla le rAha hu
Bnta: kaise?
Snta: WAqt ne mujhe barbad kiya,ab me wqt ko barbad kr rha hu
Smoking effects lungs. Drinking effects liver. But the most dangerous One is: STUDIES, It Effects Mind. Sidha coma me jaoge. Avoid it...
Kon kehta h MARD ko DARD nhi hota.

Kon kehta h MARD ko DARD nhi hota.

dono tango ke bich 1 laat Maro.

Jise DARD nahi hota wo Mard nhi hota.!

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