A Very Good Relationship Needs Just Two Things A "Little Time" To Be Spent together And A "True Care" To Be Shown Always...

Heart gets Love; Brain gets Knowledge; Hands get Presents; Lips get Kisses; But only sweet friends like you get my sms/messages.

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Written by rsrajiv25. Posted in Funny

Wife saw a signboard..
Banarsi saree Rs.10..
Nylon Rs.5..
Cotton Rs.8..
Wife : Give me Rs.500 I will buy 50 sarees..
Husband : arre oh..! surdas ki amma, istri
ki dukan hai woh...!!
Breaking News:
Today
Ek Train Cycle Ki Chapet Me aayi..
Train Me sawaar Sabhi Log Maare Gaye.
Cycle Driver "RAJNIKANTH"
Farrar..
Naukrani: Malkin aap udaas kyon hain?
Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi
ladki se pyaar karte hai. Naukrani: Nahin,
sahab mujhe dhokha nahin de sakte
Aftr Result
if Pas:
TCHR-Aakhir Pdhaya kisne
MOM- Sb Baba ki kripa
DAD- Beta kiska he
... DOST- Chal daru pi k aate h

But
If FAIL:
TCHR- Clas me koi response hi ni deta
tha
MOM- Sab Mobile k wjha se hua
DAD- Tmhara hi Beta h aur lad pyar kro,Sar p bithao..

Sab badal jate he

Bt

DOST- Chal daru pi k aat
~:: Height of battameezi ::~

Phone rings..Tring... Tring…

Ladka : Hello chintu hai ?

Girl: Nahi hai.

Boy: Mujhe mauka do, ho jayega.........
When Graham Bell invented telephone for the first time,
he was shocked!!

.


.

Bcoz der were already 2 missed calls from Mr.RAJNIKANT!! :) 
Teri Galiyon Mein
Na Rakhenge
Kadam Aaj K Baad
Kyun K
Humari Apni
... ... Gali Mein Setting
Ho Gai Hai
|'('.')
| |.|>
|_|_ 
Girl. Demanded for ice cream ♥
.
.
boy: purchased it
.
.
.
.
Girl : Thank you :) 
.
.
Boy :o nly thank you ???
.
.
Girl: Oh! Now u want kiss na
.
.
boy : Chal ge chichori paise de
BREAKING NEWS........
.
Vidya balan's Blause is nominated for
Best supporting role...:)
Slam book:-

Name : RAJNIKANTH

Hobby: Collecting Tiger Tooths, Catching Bullets with Bare Hands..

My Records: Fought with an Elephant broke its Neck..

Greatest Achievement: Skated on Lava..

Silly Thing Done: Swimming on Tsunami..

Most Embarassing Moment: Coudn't kill 100 Bears with a single punch only 99 died..

Proudest Moment: When a Cobra died after biting me..

Something about me:- I really don't like to show off.
Ek Ameer ladki ko exam me Gareeb Parivar par essay likhne ko kaha gaya.
'
ESSAY:
'
1 gareeb parivar tha.
... Pita gareeb
ma gareeb,
bache gareeb.
.
.
Ghar me 4 naukar the wo b gareeb
'
Car b tuti hui scorpio thi.
'
Bacho k paas purane N95 mobile the.
'
Ghar me keval 4 second hand AC the.
'
Sara parivar badi muskil se aish kar raha tha.
This Is Love.
Jab Aapki GIRL Friend GAS Chhode Aur
Apko Wo Bhi Gulab Ki Khushbu Jaisi Lage
To Samaj Lena Apko Sachcha PyaAr ho Gaya
hai.-
1 Aalu Ne Bhindi K Number Pe I Love U Ka Msg Beja,

Bhindi Ne Use Phone Kar K Bura Bhala Kaha Aur Boli,

Shut Up, Tum Itne Mote Aur Main Slim And Smart,

Aalu Ko Bahut Dukh Hua Aur Us Ne Phir Itni Sabziyan Fasaayi Ki Aaj Aap
Dekh Skte Ho,

Aalu-Ghobi,

Aalu- Bengan,

Aalu-Shimla Mirch,

Aalu-Palak,

Aalu-Matar,

Aalu-Gajar

Aur Bindhi Us Din Se Aaj Tak Akeli H,
Moral: Mat Kar Itna Gurur Surat Par Ae Haseena.

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