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funny sms jokes 2013

Written by rsrajiv25. Posted in Funny

A Toilet is lyk a committee meeting.
People come with lot of pressure, sit, create a lot of noise, and ultimately dop the matter.
Teacher gave a sentence to Santa for translation
Khushi ke maare uski chhati phool gayi

Santa: Due to happiness, his chest turned into breasts! (funny sms jokes 2013)
JAANI ... Jin ke GHAR

SHISHE Ke Hote Hai...

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SIRF RAT KO HI POTTY  (funny sms jokes 2013)
Suggest an english word for

'apne kiye par pani pher dena'

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F-L-U-S-H
A Rabbit runs, jumps & lives only for 15 yrs!
A Turtle doesn't run, do nothing, yet lives fo 150 yrs
Moral: EXERCISE IS HELL!JUST SLEEP WELL. :) 

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