A Toilet is lyk a committee meeting. People come with lot of pressure, sit, create a lot of noise, and ultimately dop the matter.
Teacher gave a sentence to Santa for translation Khushi ke maare uski chhati phool gayi Santa: Due to happiness, his chest turned into breasts! (funny sms jokes 2013)
JAANI ... Jin ke GHAR SHISHE Ke Hote Hai... WOH... WOH... WOH... WOH... WOH... WOH... WOH... SIRF RAT KO HI POTTY (funny sms jokes 2013)
Suggest an english word for 'apne kiye par pani pher dena' * * * * F-L-U-S-H
A Rabbit runs, jumps & lives only for 15 yrs! A Turtle doesn't run, do nothing, yet lives fo 150 yrs Moral: EXERCISE IS HELL!JUST SLEEP WELL. :)