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Fresh New Funny mobile SMS | very funny sms in Hindi

Written by rsrajiv25. Posted in Funny

Ek ladke ne ladki ko propose kiya.. ladki ne ladke ko khub mara.. utha utha k mara chapal se mara pathar se pita ghasit, ghasit k mara ladka utha kapde saaf kiye.. aur bola.. . . . . . . toh fir inkar samjhun.. 
mehrbaan kadardaan dekho mere sms ka kamaal ghanti bajegi bander nachega mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega or SMS forward karega
Teacher;Bina ruke batao,U.P, ki CM khon hai?kutub minar kha hai?shatabdi train ki rftar?murgy kya dati hai? Student;mayawati Delhi me 140 km/h raftar se ande dati hai
1 Class Ka Bacha Apni Miss Se Kehta Hai. Mai Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hoon? Miss: So Sweet! Bacha: To Phir Mai Apne Ammi Abbu Ko Aap K Ghar Kab Bhejun. Miss: Wo Kyon? Bacha: Ta'kay Wo Hamari Baat Agay Chalayen, Miss: Ye Kya Bakwaas Hai! Bacha: . Tution Parhne K Liye..
Boy-Jaan Tu badal Gyi GiRL-Kese Boy-Ab Jab Kiss Krta Hu To Tum eyes close Nhi Krti Girl-Saale Pichli Bar Close Ki Thi To Purse Se 500Rs Gayab The..!!
1 murghi ko kowa se pyar ho gya. . . . . . . . .
jab murghe ko pta chala to wo murghi ke paas gya. . .
 Aur . . Bola ki. . Mujh me kya kami hai?. . . .
Smart hu,. . .kowe se zyada khubsurat hu, , ,
tumhari biraadari ka hu. ? ? ?
Murghi-Main tumhare jazbaato ki qadar karti hu. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..............
Lekin wo Air force me hai. . .
Sharifo me koi chor nahi hota, khwabo me koi aur nahi hota, library me koi shor nahi hota, AUR hamare contact me jo rahe wo life me kabhi bor nahi hota
Beta: papa aaj meri GIRLFRIEND ka birthday he. Use kya du.. Papa : Dekhne me kaisi hai?? Beta: Mast hai Papa : Mera number de 
Lady Teacher:-Soch Aur Wahem Me Kya Fark hai? Student:- Aap bahut MAST ITEM ho Ye hamari Soch hai,
or hum abhi chhote Bacche hai ye Aapka Wahem h...
jeevan ke kathin rasto pe kaun apna sath dega?
Mummy/papa...?
mummy?papa....?
Nahi Wife....?
Nahi Girlfriend
bilkul bhi nahi
Sirf aur Sirf

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 Apni "CHAPPAL"
Ak Angrej Ko Raat me bhut Machhar Kaat rhe the usne Saari Lights Band krdi Tbhi Room Me Jugnu Aaya.. Angrej- Ohh No India ka Machhar Saala torch lekar dhund raha he..
Zamane Ki Har Jannat Apke Naam Ho,
Zindgi Ki Har Khushiyan Apke Naam Ho,
Dil Se Dua Hai Apke Liye,
2O12 Me Hone Wali Shadiyo Me Apka B Naam Ho
Khuda k ghar se kuch “GADHE” farar hue, gaur farmaiyega.. Khuda k ghar se kuch GADHE farar hue.. Kuch tere jaise YAAR hue, baki sab SARDAR hue.. Wa.. Wa.. Wah…
Hawa mein bindas ud raha tha Galib, hawa mein azad ud raha tha galib.. Hawa mein betaab ud raha tha galib, fir… fir kya?? Ruk gayi hawa, gir gaya Galib.....
A Sweet Answer by a Child Teacher: Tumhare Papa ka kya naam hai? Son: Abhi naam nahi rakha hai Bas pyar se 'Papa-Papa' kehta hu
Hum hawao K rukne ka intijar nhi karte, Hum fijao K thamne ka intijar nhi karte. Jab dil karta h to kar lete h SMS, Hum kanjuson K SMS ka intezar nhi karte
Ek Ladki Ka Dil Sahi Mayno Me Kab Toot'ta Hai?
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Jab Wo Apne Jaise Print ka Suit apne Kaam-Wali Bai ki ladki Ko Pehne Dekhti Hai...!
TOP LAZINESS: Dad:y dint u attend d xam? Son: Paper was tuff! Dad:Witout going how do u knw ? Son: Paper had leaked last week itself dad....
1 bache ne shivji se cycle mangi Usse cycle nhi mili usne mandir se ganeshji ki murti churai or 1 letter likha Aagr bacha wapis chahie to cycle le aana
Police: kaha ja raha hai Be? Sharabi: Daaru pine se hone wale nuksan par pravachan sunne. Police: Itni Raat ko kaun dega? Sharabi: biwi...

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